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Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price

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    I don't know about you, but I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.

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    Oh that’s a counter lol. The perspective is weird here to me. Almost looks like a little bench or something.

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      I once was in a lunch group where one of the people honestly asked the restaurant staff about wifi, standing almost next to this sign. The guy smugly pointed at the sign and said nothing.

      It was cringy for everyone involved.

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        How much are you paying for that?

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        100$/month and a one time purchase of a 200$ wifi router

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          100$/month and a one time purchase of a 200$ wifi router

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          Wait are you just using wifi while paying 100/mo for internet?

          1200/year isnt insubstantial.

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            We Do Not Have ✨WiFi✨

            Use The Hotspot On Your Phone Like A Normal Person

            Or Get A Data Card For Your Laptop IDK Or Care

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            • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

              Depending on the country, paying like it's 1995 would be the best power move. Here's, dunno, 100 francs? 5 marks?

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              A million lire for a coffe? What a steal

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              • B [email protected]

                Am i the only one who wishes this was common? Put your stupid phones away. How have we not matured enough to not be so addicted to little flashy lights.

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                That stupid little flashy light? Do you think of tamagochis? Because my phone has access to all the knowlege on the planet.

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                  Your welcome! Enjoy your styrofoam cup coffee from a deli that smells of Malboro cigarettes. The sugar has weird moving black things and milk has been left out for 3 days.

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                  I never understood why Starbucks became big in the US, but I always assumed it was something like that.

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                  • T [email protected]

                    If you put this passive agressive bullshit up ima gonna smoke indoors and pay 25c for my drink.

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                    Maybe drink too much, assault a woman and call the bartender the f slur. Feeling cute.

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                    • J [email protected]

                      Portable … toilet?

                      I too own a bucket.

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                      Porta potty/ porta john

                      Outhouse on the go

                      Rolling stench box

                      Close the fucking lid so it vents right

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                      • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                        Depending on the country, paying like it's 1995 would be the best power move. Here's, dunno, 100 francs? 5 marks?

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                        Oh yes. If you're a Dutch soldier you even get free drinks, and it only costs your honor.

                        "Toast of shame" - Mladic and Karreman drinking together

                        Happy 30th anniversary. Cheers to the Dutch Army.

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                        • B [email protected]

                          Am i the only one who wishes this was common? Put your stupid phones away. How have we not matured enough to not be so addicted to little flashy lights.

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                          i guess i am getting old. but i really think it is sad, when a group goes to the restaurant/coffee/bar and everyone is staring at their individual screen

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                          • G [email protected]

                            Oh yes. If you're a Dutch soldier you even get free drinks, and it only costs your honor.

                            "Toast of shame" - Mladic and Karreman drinking together

                            Happy 30th anniversary. Cheers to the Dutch Army.

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                            what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?

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                              what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?

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                              In the middle is luitenant kolonel Thom Karremans, leader of the Dutchbatt peacekeeping force near Srebrenica, to the left is Ratko Mladic the last of the Serbian forces.

                              Mladic promised the to let there population of the enclave to go free, and Karremans believed him.

                              They were slaughtered instead.

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                                what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?

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                                The most striking image yet to emerge from the fall of Srebrenica comes in a BBC film to be screened next week. It shows the indicted Serb war criminal General Radko Mladic presenting the commander of the UN peacekeeping force at Srebrenica, Colonel Ton Karremans of Holland, with gifts wrapped in Christmas paper. Mladic was evidently in a expansive mood and he had good reason to be: at that very moment his troops were preparing to massacre the 4,000 men and boys who the UN had handed over to him.

                                https://www.theguardian.com/theguardian/1999/nov/17/features11

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                                • A [email protected]

                                  How much are you paying for that?

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                                  50 a month at MetroPCS, it's not rocket science, and I'm not rich. I literally live on the streets.

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                                    100$/month and a one time purchase of a 200$ wifi router

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                                    50 a month, you absolute goon.

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                                      50 a month, you absolute goon.

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                                      We're assuming a business location here.
                                      This is the maximum it should cost pretty much anywhere in the world.
                                      So, trivial compared with just one day of business expenses.
                                      Functionally free

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                                        Wait are you just using wifi while paying 100/mo for internet?

                                        1200/year isnt insubstantial.

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                                        It's a business location and they could be anywhere, this is enough to buy unlimited internet basically everywhere there is unlimited internet to buy.
                                        Compared with daily business expenses this is basically free for them.

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                                          We're assuming a business location here.
                                          This is the maximum it should cost pretty much anywhere in the world.
                                          So, trivial compared with just one day of business expenses.
                                          Functionally free

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                                          Why would they need wifi when our phones have 5G /hotspots? This whole conversation is just silly 😅

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