Peak Midwestern proposal
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Dixie Alley, been around quite a few. Had a big one pass over and then touch down a quarter mile from the house once. You could feel the roof lifting. It's so fucken loud.
If we really wanted to reduced damage from tornadoes, we would build decoy trailer parks with lots of telephone poles all over. House trailers are a tornado's natural prey.
Yeah... that sounds (hah) just completely terrifying.
I've been in a few very high high speed, sustained windstorms, over in the PNW, but nothing approaching an actual tornado.
I'md glad you find the metaphor apt!
As to decoy trailer parks... lol.
That would at least be a better usage of FEMA funds than concentration camps for farmer / field workers...
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Ever been right near a freight train crossing as one blazes by at high speed?
Imagine ten or twenty at the same time.
Tornadoes are incredibly loud, and just... sound like destruction... the ground, the air....everything is shaking, rippling, like bombs going off continuously.
It is difficult to capture this with video or audio, because... they are so loud, and hit so many frequency ranges, that you'd basically have to be sitting inside of an arena concert subwoofer to... get the audio experience replicated.
That and... basically everything fairly close to them has a tendency to be obliterated.
They can rip a telephone pole (basically shaved down tree trunks in areas of America tornadoes often hit) out of the ground, and then throw it through a house, like, clean through, and then clean through the next house, and then embedded 5 to 10 feet into the ground, at an oblique angle.
Tornadoes move around fairly quickly, and ... basically everything that gets too close is... blenderized.
If you're within say 500 meters of one, you should either be hiding in a cellar or bunker, or you should be driving away from it as fast as possible.
Notice how this tree... is nowhere near where it got uprooted from.
This tree managed to get broken off, thrown just so that it landed upright, braced against a power line.
Nearly 2 metric ton vehicle thrown about a kilometer through the air, hit the town water tower, bounced off, kept going for another ~ half kilometer.
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Please do not walk up to a tornado.
maybe if it's a baby tornado 🥺 please, i wanna pet one, they look so funny :3
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Dixie Alley, been around quite a few. Had a big one pass over and then touch down a quarter mile from the house once. You could feel the roof lifting. It's so fucken loud.
If we really wanted to reduced damage from tornadoes, we would build decoy trailer parks with lots of telephone poles all over. House trailers are a tornado's natural prey.
we would build decoy trailer parks with lots of telephone poles all over
hahah that deserves some price
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maybe if it's a baby tornado 🥺 please, i wanna pet one, they look so funny :3
wrote last edited by [email protected]Hah, well, there are basically much, much smaller scale 'tornadoes' that we call 'dust devils', or other terms... they're usually only the size of about a person, maybe as tall as two people, they're formed by other kinds of climate/weather conditions, and tend to dissapate in under a minute.
You could probably 'pet' one of those, though you may lose your hat, 'get your feathers ruffled', so to say.
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Hah, well, there are basically much, much smaller scale 'tornadoes' that we call 'dust devils', or other terms... they're usually only the size of about a person, maybe as tall as two people, they're formed by other kinds of climate/weather conditions, and tend to dissapate in under a minute.
You could probably 'pet' one of those, though you may lose your hat, 'get your feathers ruffled', so to say.
spectral, you're such a nice person
i always notice you 
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maybe if it's a baby tornado 🥺 please, i wanna pet one, they look so funny :3
wrote last edited by [email protected]You want a "Dust Devil," they are kinda baby tornados that exist in the US south west. Maybe wait a few years to visit though. The tornados are currently one of the least dangerous things about visiting.
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spectral, you're such a nice person
i always notice you Right back at you, you are always pleasant and reasonable as well, and your username sticks out with the _ underscores, haha!
=D
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are these things dangerous? the whirlwind i mean. they don't exist where i live, i have never seen one irl.
i would kinda just want to walk towards it to see how strong it is. it that a doable thing?
This doesn't look real to me. There is not any debris in the "nice sky". There usually isn't a "nice sky" as well. And it usually has a hue of green.
I'm no expert though. They can be dangerous. Far worse than many natural phenomena.
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I was terrified of these when I was little, but fortunately they’re not that common in Yorkshire. I made the decision to focus my worry on the Bermuda Triangle instead.
How's life in a ditch
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are these things dangerous? the whirlwind i mean. they don't exist where i live, i have never seen one irl.
i would kinda just want to walk towards it to see how strong it is. it that a doable thing?
Please don't.
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Huh. Thank you for providing proof, between his big feet, the car's side-headlights, and her left index finger being short, I really thought this was AI.
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Stupid reproduces way too fast...
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Right back at you, you are always pleasant and reasonable as well, and your username sticks out with the _ underscores, haha!
=D
What a wholesome interaction
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checkered shirt, brown working boots and trucker cap, is this the US american millenial uniform? Who doesn't look like this aged 30-50?
Just about 50, brown steal-toe boots. No plad, though. And no trucker hat, thay leave sun burn spots on my shaved head.
