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Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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    don't fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors

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      What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

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        don't fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors

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        i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?

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          Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.

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            Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That's the kind of dedication needed, most people aren't cut out for it.

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            Dude didn't even shower to save on water bills.

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              Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That's the kind of dedication needed, most people aren't cut out for it.

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              Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.

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              • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.

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                Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.

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                • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                  What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

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                  Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

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                    Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

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                    It's getting a 200K funding from your dad that's the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn't trying to survive.

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                      Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20

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                      • ballshapedman@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

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                        3 years? I've been bald for 20 years and I'm 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?

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                          Bullshit.

                          Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.

                          He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.

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                            What the hell am I going wrong then? I've been bald for 3 years and I ain't got jack shit!

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                            Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I'm 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

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                              And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress

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                                Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I'm 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

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                                You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.

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                                  Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.

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                                    And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress

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                                    Lol. Bold ass mf

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                                      Lol. Bold ass mf

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                                      Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels

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                                        Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.

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                                        Makes sense, especially in this economy

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                                          Avocados.

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