Breaking the generational barriers
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“But Dad, my heart hurts.”
If you aren’t the kind of person who eats bacon to get that bacon fat from in the first place, feel free to ignore.
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Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.
Keep them money saved by using bacon grease for heart disease later on.
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I got a comment from a few months back about my fellow cis hetiods about how it's so strange that there is a non insignificant number that don't even wipe their own ass!
Like I said I'm cis het, but I would sooner take a dick in the ass than deal with the fucker itching all day!
Also didn't the found of the proof boys(Gavin something or another) take a dildo in the ass live and on air because he thought it would upset liberals? Yeah, these right winged pricks need to just embrace the fact, that they might be bi.(I say bi specifically cause they don't sound like Lindsey Graham)
I'm pretty sure everyone who says it's gay to wipe your own ass is trolling.
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what was the original comic?
Original:
First meme:
First English version:
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Don't pour hot grease in a glass jar or it'll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.
I've been pouring hot grease in glass jars for decades without having one shatter. You're severely overestimating the risks
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Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.
I love America
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Step 1: Get chickens
Step 2: add oats ( oat flakes ) to the pan with grease
Step 3: stir until they've absorbed the fat
Step 4: treat the chickens
Step 5: ??????
Step 6: Profit!
Edit: formatting
Chicbacon
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I love America
I guess they have been trained to not value valuable things so they can buy new things to serve that same purpose? I stayed with someone who threw away all the white part of his leeks because that was all just root and they once touched dirt or something.
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pour maritime hydraulic oil down the drain
Finally, a solution to deal with the used 47 tons of Castrol Cyltech 40 XDC that I've had sitting around forever.
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Keep them money saved by using bacon grease for heart disease later on.
The savings go into the next pack of bacon, creating an endless bacon grease hack.
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the drain can have little a grease, as a treat
IF you absolutely must do this, make sure to fill the bottom of the sink with a little bit of cold standing water first. This helps to break up the grease and seal in the juices.
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As a home owner, $360 to get my kitchen drain cleaned. No more grease down the drain.
I briefly worked for a plumber during my college days to make money. He said the people who kept him in business were people who poured grease down the drain and also people who flushed tampons.
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“But Dad, my heart hurts.”
Butter is already like 90% fat.
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the drain can have little a grease, as a treat
I always chug a beer/soda, open the top of the can using a can opener, and pour the grease into that.
NOTE: make sure all the liquid is out of the bottom of the can (maybe wipe it down with a towel) or else the grease may shoot back out
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I briefly worked for a plumber during my college days to make money. He said the people who kept him in business were people who poured grease down the drain and also people who flushed tampons.
People who pour grease down the drain have definitely never unclogged a drain before.
Usually something like half fibers (hair, tampons, "flushable" wipes, etc), half grease and fats.
If it's a solid at room temp, it probably shouldn't go down the drain.
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I've been pouring hot grease in glass jars for decades without having one shatter. You're severely overestimating the risks
I may be speaking from experience. I only pour grease into cans and foil now.
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As a home owner, $360 to get my kitchen drain cleaned. No more grease down the drain.
Cost us over $200 to get a plumber to fix the drain when my partner decided to feed an entire jar of whole pickles into the garbage disposal.
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Says people who have never lived alone.
Like you don't even have to be a homeowner to know not to do this! I know this is shit posting, but there ain't no way you make it to reproductive age without figuring this one dumb thing out‽
Newer generations and less likely to own homes due to global housing markets cooling down. This is directly proportional to the inverse of fucks residents have about plumbering.
That said I wasn't raised to know this until the internet taught me. Then I started freezing them in cans and tossing in the trash.
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Step 1: Get chickens
Step 2: add oats ( oat flakes ) to the pan with grease
Step 3: stir until they've absorbed the fat
Step 4: treat the chickens
Step 5: ??????
Step 6: Profit!
Edit: formatting
Oh shit, thanks for the tip.
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I've been pouring hot grease in glass jars for decades without having one shatter. You're severely overestimating the risks
I have had this happen once. Cold jar, didnt let the grease cool enough... was my bad. Same as if you're going to put it into a metal can while its still really hot, make sure the can isnt sitting on something that will melt.
I think the best advice is "Dont pour the grease while its still hot enough to burn you"
