Oatmeal
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Don Satur
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Peanut butter. Seems fitting.
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Jambalaya
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Longaniza
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Tuna tartare
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Poundcake
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Sloppy joes
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His name is Hot Dog and he is beautiful.
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Guinea Pig.
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Guinea Pig.
Dang and I thought I was original.
Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.
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Phat phrik khing
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Burrito!
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Weed gummy
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ur mom's pussy
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Empanada!
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ur mom's pussy
pillowpants?
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What am I, some kind of fae creature?
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Sir Ham Burger Lord of The Grill
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Milanesa de pollo
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What did the bad hamster do to you?
I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.
I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster
