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    I'm almost entirely certain the median is zero, and it's beyond doubt that the mode is definitely zero.

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      Context for the unaware

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        Such a cruel and unjust mother /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\

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          I'm almost entirely certain the median is zero, and it's beyond doubt that the mode is definitely zero.

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          There’s prisons where, if you behave good, you get to adopt a cat. Only the Reddit link due to my exorbitant laziness: https://eu.indystar.com/story/news/local/indianapolis/2020/10/19/cats-inmates-rehabilitate-each-other-through-animal-care-program/5798291002/

          Basically they’re strays or shelter cats. If the inmate behaves bad, they lose the cat. When they get released, they can keep the cat.

          Cats are cool. I didn’t like them very much and was like "why do you get a cat than a dog? You can do more with a dog, and you can understand what dogs want" before I found my cat. I now understand cat language.

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            Such a cruel and unjust mother /⁠ᐠ⁠。⁠ꞈ⁠。⁠ᐟ⁠\

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              I feel only slightly judged...
              (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

              She looks like one of these annoyed Disney moms right after something exploded in their face for like the 100th time and is just like "again?"

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                I'm almost entirely certain the median is zero, and it's beyond doubt that the mode is definitely zero.

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                The mean, however is matgematicaly bigger than 0

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                  Context for the unaware

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                  Thank you SO much for posting this! This made my morning!

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                    So either there are only 300 cat owners, or Miette has many mothers

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                      There’s prisons where, if you behave good, you get to adopt a cat. Only the Reddit link due to my exorbitant laziness: https://eu.indystar.com/story/news/local/indianapolis/2020/10/19/cats-inmates-rehabilitate-each-other-through-animal-care-program/5798291002/

                      Basically they’re strays or shelter cats. If the inmate behaves bad, they lose the cat. When they get released, they can keep the cat.

                      Cats are cool. I didn’t like them very much and was like "why do you get a cat than a dog? You can do more with a dog, and you can understand what dogs want" before I found my cat. I now understand cat language.

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                      I now understand cat language.

                      Nah, it's just the parasites in their poop which infest your brain and make you ignore what little assholes they are.

                      In rodents, T. gondii alters behavior in ways that increase the rodents' chances of being preyed upon by felids. Support for this "manipulation hypothesis" stems from studies showing that T. gondii-infected rats have a decreased aversion to cat urine while infection in mice lowers general anxiety, increases explorative behaviors and increases a loss of aversion to predators in general. Because cats are one of the only hosts within which T. gondii can sexually reproduce, such behavioral manipulations are thought to be evolutionary adaptations that increase the parasite's reproductive success since rodents that do not avoid cat habitations will more likely become cat prey. The primary mechanisms of T. gondii–induced behavioral changes in rodents occur through epigenetic remodeling in neurons that govern the relevant behaviors (e.g. hypomethylation of arginine vasopressin-related genes in the medial amygdala, which greatly decrease predator aversion).

                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii#Behavioral_differences_of_other_infected_hosts

                      They say it's "generally asymptomatic in humans", but that's just the parasites talking.

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                        I now understand cat language.

                        Nah, it's just the parasites in their poop which infest your brain and make you ignore what little assholes they are.

                        In rodents, T. gondii alters behavior in ways that increase the rodents' chances of being preyed upon by felids. Support for this "manipulation hypothesis" stems from studies showing that T. gondii-infected rats have a decreased aversion to cat urine while infection in mice lowers general anxiety, increases explorative behaviors and increases a loss of aversion to predators in general. Because cats are one of the only hosts within which T. gondii can sexually reproduce, such behavioral manipulations are thought to be evolutionary adaptations that increase the parasite's reproductive success since rodents that do not avoid cat habitations will more likely become cat prey. The primary mechanisms of T. gondii–induced behavioral changes in rodents occur through epigenetic remodeling in neurons that govern the relevant behaviors (e.g. hypomethylation of arginine vasopressin-related genes in the medial amygdala, which greatly decrease predator aversion).

                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii#Behavioral_differences_of_other_infected_hosts

                        They say it's "generally asymptomatic in humans", but that's just the parasites talking.

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                        I’ve fallen too deep in this rabbit hole… I’ll be back with a statement once I’m done.

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                          I’ve fallen too deep in this rabbit hole… I’ll be back with a statement once I’m done.

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