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Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

    It's getting a 200K funding from your dad that's the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn't trying to survive.

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    Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

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      Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.

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        I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho ...

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          Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

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          • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            He didn't even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.

            /uj I'm not even making this shit up, he tried to beat his cancer with regulating his diet to include various fruits and vegetables and ended up using his private jet to jump ques on multiple organ donations , because , get this, YOU CAN'T BEAT CANCER BY EATING MORE FUCKING FRUIT.

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            I hate his guts, but his passing was a little bit therapeutic for me.

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            • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]
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              • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

                We must go deeper.

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                • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                  Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

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                  Jesus christ.

                  Are you a woman and is that USD?

                  The most I've ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year

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                  • dbtng@eviltoast.orgD [email protected]

                    I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho ...

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                    No, no, see this is why you will never make it.

                    You gotta be bald

                    I shaved my head and now I have billions...
                    Of cells in my body

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                    • aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

                      Jesus christ.

                      Are you a woman and is that USD?

                      The most I've ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year

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                      Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.

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                        #2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.

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                        • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                          i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?

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                          what do you use?

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                            what do you use?

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                            safety razor, i buy a hundred pack of blades every year

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                              Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
                              Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
                              Just stuff him like a chicken.

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                                what do you use?

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                                Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.

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                                  Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
                                  Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
                                  Just stuff him like a chicken.

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                                  What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?

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                                  • aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

                                    No, no, see this is why you will never make it.

                                    You gotta be bald

                                    I shaved my head and now I have billions...
                                    Of cells in my body

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                                    That seems like a positive result!

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                                      Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.

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                                      That's what I have. I just get irritation using it, likely a skill issue, but I do have sensitive skin.

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                                        Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.

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                                          I hate his guts, but his passing was a little bit therapeutic for me.

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                                          I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.

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