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    if your bosses pants look like that don't take his swingline

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      if your bosses pants look like that don't take his swingline

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      bmy thapler

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        The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

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        Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

        And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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          Is my boss going to the junior high dance in 1992?

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            Java? You'll be doing Cobol.

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              Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

              And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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              yes, but that doesn't help if the software refuses to run on modern java

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                Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

                And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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                Some crappy software actively checks for a specific version, and you can't work around that.

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                  Some crappy software actively checks for a specific version, and you can't work around that.

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                  Can you edit the byte code with a hex editor to change that check?

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                    Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

                    And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

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                    You assumed the switch needs to happen on the JDK. It's actually that we bought this software that depends on the old version with a perpetual license 18 years ago before every decided SaaS was god so we've got another 3 years left before ROI breaks even

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                      Please, Hammer... don't hurt em.

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                        What is it about Java where companies are hesitate to upgrade? Do the Java releases always bring breaking changes or are the companies that use Java have a culture of not prioritising tech upgrades?

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                        • blackn1ght@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                          What is it about Java where companies are hesitate to upgrade? Do the Java releases always bring breaking changes or are the companies that use Java have a culture of not prioritising tech upgrades?

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                          Java 8 to 21 + spring boot 2 to 3 brought the need to change a lot of dependencies, but often they were drop-in replacements. That was mostly Jakarta stuff. On the Spring side, a lot of things we used were deprecated, but that was not related to the Java version.

                          Did not take a huge amount of time to upgrade anyway. But maybe our systems weren't the most complex in the first place, a lot of our applications were pretty small.

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                            The company is using old proprietary software that breaks unless a specific java version is used. And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive.

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                            And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

                            Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

                            https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

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                              We can upgrade our coffee?!?

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                                And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

                                Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

                                https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

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                                You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?

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                                • carrylex@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                  And don't want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

                                  Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

                                  https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

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                                  This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

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                                  • blackn1ght@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                                    What is it about Java where companies are hesitate to upgrade? Do the Java releases always bring breaking changes or are the companies that use Java have a culture of not prioritising tech upgrades?

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                                    I think many companies don’t actively maintain a large portion of their code base at all. So any amount of work, no matter how small, involves a “project” and “budget” and “approvals” to even assign somebody to the task of upgrading.

                                    Then you have the testing and due diligence from whomever actually uses the thing.

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                                      Can you edit the byte code with a hex editor to change that check?

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                                      Not if you want support from the vendor 😛

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                                        Y'all get Java 7?

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                                        Yeah in the final update of corporate "foundational security improvements", which was discussed in 2015.

                                        Rumor has it that people aren't even allowed to put their passwords on sticky notes anymore as well!

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                                          Can you edit the byte code with a hex editor to change that check?

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                                          Just build the OSS version of java-impl with the patched version number as expected by the shitty software.

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