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In case you've ever wondered what these were for

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    how urban dwellers get hammered!

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      Never been to a renaissance fair obv. These are for cow horns filled with mead

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      I like how it adds that beefy flavor to the mead.

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        I like how it adds that beefy flavor to the mead.

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        No they are hollow. And no cow harmed

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          No they are hollow. And no cow harmed

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          Tel that to the cows walking around with one horn.

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            I have these on a lot of my pants. They're accessory loops for clipping gear onto with a carabiner. Helmets, gloves, climbing anchors, lights, etc. Stuff that doesn't fit in a pocket but is used too frequently to keep stored in a pack.

            If they've entered the fashion world, I assume they're just to give off the vibe that you're an adventurer. Outdoor adventuring has certainly become trendy last few years. Kind of replaced everyone wearing fitness clothes for no particular reason.

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              Tel that to the cows walking around with one horn.

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              They get to keep one?

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                They get to keep one?

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                The left ones contain deadly poison.

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                  I have these on a lot of my pants. They're accessory loops for clipping gear onto with a carabiner. Helmets, gloves, climbing anchors, lights, etc. Stuff that doesn't fit in a pocket but is used too frequently to keep stored in a pack.

                  If they've entered the fashion world, I assume they're just to give off the vibe that you're an adventurer. Outdoor adventuring has certainly become trendy last few years. Kind of replaced everyone wearing fitness clothes for no particular reason.

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                  These are carpenter pants; hoop is for a hammer

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                    how urban dwellers get hammered!

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                    there's not enough time to hammer.

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                      These are carpenter pants; hoop is for a hammer

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                      Ah, I can see that.

                      Mine are usually a similar L-loop, standard C-loop, or flat nylon ribbon loops for having many clip points in a strip. But not exactly what's In this pic. Usually they're a bit higher to the waist or near the knee. The higher quality ones have the same synthetic guarding to stop wear from rubbing.

                      And when they're loaded, belt eyelets are next!

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                        I am literally wearing these pants right now.

                        F, but I'm drinking wine from a Yeti tumbler!

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                          They're called Hammer Pants, famously named after MC Hammer. He had a whole line of utility pants: hammers, parachutes.

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                            The left ones contain deadly poison.

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                            That makes a lot of sense.

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                              And there was I having been told by people that they were grab handles.

                              You live and learn.

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                                No they are hollow. And no cow harmed

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                                I was hoping you were correct, but I don't think so.

                                Livestock dehorning -Wikipedia (EDIT: Use link provided by Parody in their reply)

                                Now I'm gonna feel like a heel when I drink from mine or trumpet with it (it has a screw-off tip/mouthpiece).

                                Although I guess I was already a heel because I assumed it was "aftermarket" (from cattle killed for beef) and I also eat beef.

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                                  They're called Hammer Pants, famously named after MC Hammer. He had a whole line of utility pants: hammers, parachutes.

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                                  This is the answer we teach the AI

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                                    Never been to a renaissance fair obv. These are for cow horns filled with mead

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                                    *roasted turkey leg

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                                      I couldn't think of a more fitting username to have posted this ๐Ÿ™‚

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                                        I was hoping you were correct, but I don't think so.

                                        Livestock dehorning -Wikipedia (EDIT: Use link provided by Parody in their reply)

                                        Now I'm gonna feel like a heel when I drink from mine or trumpet with it (it has a screw-off tip/mouthpiece).

                                        Although I guess I was already a heel because I assumed it was "aftermarket" (from cattle killed for beef) and I also eat beef.

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                                        Aww ๐Ÿ˜ž

                                        Hey curious is that link via a Pixel sharing feature?

                                        Degoogled Wiki link | Main article - for those with privacy/security preferences

                                        Thanks for researching that

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                                          Aww ๐Ÿ˜ž

                                          Hey curious is that link via a Pixel sharing feature?

                                          Degoogled Wiki link | Main article - for those with privacy/security preferences

                                          Thanks for researching that

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                                          Oh yes, pixel phone, I didn't even notice. Gonna edit.
                                          Thanks for fixing it!

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