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Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files

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  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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    Following the successful US air strikes, Netanyahu has also discovered that Mossad agents found copies of the Epstein client list in Gaza, Hezbollah, and Syria.

    Hezbollah

    Lebanon?

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      Thanks for the good laugh

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        I bit the onion.

        Claps.

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          I bit the onion.

          Claps.

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          You bit the shovel

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            I bit the onion.

            Claps.

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            And for such a short moment, it tasted so sweet...

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            • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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              Please bruh. That would be dope AF.

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                I know it's the onion, but really, wouldn't several countries have a copy of the list by now?

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                  I know it's the onion, but really, wouldn't several countries have a copy of the list by now?

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                  No, why would they

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                    considering israeli intelligence is in cahoots with epstein, i wouldnt be surprised he old benny has it too.

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                      No, why would they

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                      Double agents, hacking attacks, who knows what the chain of command custody was on the hard drives cds and thumb drives they cut out of epsteins safe when the fbi raided his Manhattan townhouse mansion in ‘19. Intelligence agency assets are not very scrupulous people, their main motivators are money and self preservation

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                        It really pisses me off that this is the onion.

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                          No, why would they

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                          Because they have intelligence assets in the US government

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                            Because they have intelligence assets in the US government

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                            Do you think that every single country with an intelligence asset in the US government knows every single thing that the US government knows?

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                              Do you think that every single country with an intelligence asset in the US government knows every single thing that the US government knows?

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                              No. I do not think that and frankly I find it absurd you're asking. Do you think the US government is perfectly airtight? This information was allegedly sitting on someone's desk in the justice department.

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                                There is already a JE list:

                                https://www.printernational.co.uk/timmann/history.htm#epstein_list

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                                  No. I do not think that and frankly I find it absurd you're asking. Do you think the US government is perfectly airtight? This information was allegedly sitting on someone's desk in the justice department.

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                                  But why would other countries want it?

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                                    After I laughed I thought "Don't give him any ideas!!!"

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                                    His idea was the blackmail ring to begin with.

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                                      There is already a JE list:

                                      https://www.printernational.co.uk/timmann/history.htm#epstein_list

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                                      what the fuck is that Nazi-ass shit dude

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                                        what the fuck is that Nazi-ass shit dude

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                                        Wow, what a rabbit hole. This person has a website selling tape, but with massive subsections detailing their abusive childhood, struggles with alcoholism, and then page after page of highly personal info, genealogy, conspiracy, freemasonry... you name it. This is like time cube all over again. I hate to say it but it looks like they are struggling with psychosis or something.

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                                          It really pisses me off that this is the onion.

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                                          I didn't see where this was posted and only questioned it after the joke about enrichment D=

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