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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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  • S [email protected]

    I have butchered livestock

    I'm sorry you had to do that. It sounds traumatic.

    Animals, especially mammals, have complex inner lives, families, and friends. They experience emotion. They play.

    I don't understand how people can look at that and be ok with killing it, and then not think the same thing about the stupider parts of humanity.

    I guess people are just less delicious or something. No idea how else it's justified.

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    If you start out raising an animal for food you accept that you will have to kill it or pay someone else to do it.

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      Deserved... It could be a child instead of chicken.

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        Hmmmm... Suspicious amount of people caring about chickens in these comments

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          Deserved... It could be a child instead of chicken.

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          Yeah you want to avoid hitting children if you can help it. They are really big and make a mess.

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            Deserved... It could be a child instead of chicken.

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            I was taught by my driving instructor to not try and avoid smaller animals because swerving or sudden breaking would be more likely to result in a major accident than simply plowing through it. Whereas larger animals medium sized dog for example could lead to a wider accident if you hit them.

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            • S [email protected]

              There is a correlative link between the willingness to hurt animals and psychopathy. You start out hiring animals and you are more likely to be okay hurting humans.

              If people are going to choose to eat meat, then I would prefer that they are protected from the trauma that comes with animal killing.

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              From the totally opposite side of this. I think that people should be required to kill and butcher an animal at least once if they're going to eat meat.

              That would quickly end factory farming, which needs to be abolished anyhow. We'd have a lot more vegans.

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              • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                The driver was a first time Skyrim player

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                AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF RIVERWOOD!

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                  But... Why was the chicken crossing the road? 🤔

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                  • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                    I'm sorry, but what?!

                    Do you know of people that intentionally kill animals with their cars? I've never once hard of this. That's serial killer shit.

                    No, 99.99% of roadkill is accidental.

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                    They unfortunately do.

                    Canada

                    Brazil

                    Australia

                    Mark Rober's Experiment

                    You've never seen animals flattened way onto the shoulder, well outside the lines or in the middle of the lane where the car should have gone right over it?

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                    • S [email protected]

                      I was taught by my driving instructor to not try and avoid smaller animals because swerving or sudden breaking would be more likely to result in a major accident than simply plowing through it. Whereas larger animals medium sized dog for example could lead to a wider accident if you hit them.

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                      You should be aware enough of traffic around you to know if slamming the brakes on presents a significant hazard. (And if you can't react to an animal appearing in the road you're likely driving too fast for the visibility and conditions)

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                        I have butchered livestock

                        I'm sorry you had to do that. It sounds traumatic.

                        Animals, especially mammals, have complex inner lives, families, and friends. They experience emotion. They play.

                        I don't understand how people can look at that and be ok with killing it, and then not think the same thing about the stupider parts of humanity.

                        I guess people are just less delicious or something. No idea how else it's justified.

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                        I just don't see something intrinsically immoral with killing an animal for food. Circle of life and all that. I don't think anything should suffer unduly so factory farms are a real problem, and there's an arbitrary line of intelligence/sociality that decides whether an animal is close enough to "personhood" that other principles are involved for me, but taking from nature with reverence and respect does not preclude hunting in my opinion.

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                        • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                          i cannot put into words how much i despise people who don't see anything wrong with crushing animals with their car, it's so fucking gross and IMO should disqualify them from handling a heavy vehicle.

                          It's no different than shooting animals with a gun (proper or airsoft or whatever), which i think any sensible person would agree should bar you from owning guns.

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                          That's a really weird comment coming from (I assume) a Swede, given the popularity of hunting there.

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                            I don't think I would be a very impartial juror if I were on this case

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                            You'd have to cross the road to get to court though.

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                              Deserved... It could be a child instead of chicken.

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                              the first time i read the sentence i thought it said children.

                              Buk buk.

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                                Hmmmm... Suspicious amount of people caring about chickens in these comments

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                                Well yeah, it's not like I'd do something sick like pay to have a chicken's beak cut off while it's still alive.

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                                  lol, her expression says it all, "Worth it, 10/10 would mace that bitch again."

                                  Might do a little jail time but the chicken killer will think twice. I mean, christ, you live in Key West. Get on island time already.

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                                  Also I'm pretty sure the chickens are legally protected in Key West.

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                                    Also I'm pretty sure the chickens are legally protected in Key West.

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                                    Oh no shit, it's a thing? So that might not have been someone's chicken, it was Key West's chicken? If so, the "perp" is going to be fine.

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                                      Ngl, that would likely be me.

                                      Not just because I like chickens, though that's a factor.

                                      In my neighborhood, if you go the posted speed limit going one direction in the section that my house is on, you'd be going slow enough to be able to correct and not hit an animal. Going the other direction, as long as you don't slam the pedal down, it's the same.

                                      So anyone hitting any critter with the possible exception of squirrels is 99.9~% likely to be doing something they shouldn't. I've gotten in altercations about it before because we have not just a lot of pets in the area, but kids. So some fucking moron is going to hear about out when they're showing exactly how fucking stupid they are.

                                      But, I also happen to kinda know all the neighborhood chickens. Not necessarily on a first name, come her for petting basis, but I know which birds live where. Since I also have my own, and would gladly curb stomp any motherfucker that fucked with them, I would likely at least lay hands on a motherfucker for killing any of the neighborhood birds by being a moron. I'm old, but my tolerance for fuckery like that keeps getting lower as I age.

                                      Accidents do happen, but some jackass trying to be all badass by speeding in a residential area can fuck right off and die. And yes, I'm talking about you, Robert, you absolute prat. Jackass. Done told you once. Fuckwit.

                                      Anyway, yeah, chances are high the lady was justified as long as the dude is still alive

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                                        Oh no shit, it's a thing? So that might not have been someone's chicken, it was Key West's chicken? If so, the "perp" is going to be fine.

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                                        Oh I guess I assumed it wasn't just someone's chicken, the article isn't clear really.

                                        But yeah it's a thing if they're the wild ones I think. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1999/05/30/protected-by-law-chickens-rule-the-roost-in-key-west/

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                                          Oh I guess I assumed it wasn't just someone's chicken, the article isn't clear really.

                                          But yeah it's a thing if they're the wild ones I think. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1999/05/30/protected-by-law-chickens-rule-the-roost-in-key-west/

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                                          If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken.

                                          "They have no natural enemies on this island. We need some hungry foxes. . . . The cats won't touch them. The chickens are meaner than anything."

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