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He's camera shy

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  • T [email protected]

    low quality camera: holy shit what is that? is that an alien?!?! where is my cow?? the aliens took it!!!!

    high quality camera: holy shit why is there a hubcap going to space at 999999999mph???

    teenagers on TikTok: TODAY WE SRE TAKING THIS COW TO MCDONALD'S!!!!!

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    Well, now we get blurry videos from $300m military jets. They are on the case.

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    • K [email protected]

      Out of curiosity, any particular reason you checked in April every year?

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      None, really. Started devouring every morsel of information I could a bit over a decade ago, until it turned into less than a trickle in April, and then I quit. Then April sprang back the year after, I remembered my compulsion, and I checked for more information again until there was nothing left. And then it turned into a tradition for me the year after

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      • N [email protected]

        Here in Europe we don’t believe in that shit, read somewhere that it correlates with education

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        Don’t believe in cameras, giant squids, or Bigfoot

        👀

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        • S [email protected]

          You mean those very tan people, you can only see in mirrors, who donate blood and love garlic and the lowercase t?

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          ....Italians?

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          • G [email protected]

            This is as good a time as any to recommend downloading a copy of Wikipedia! And if you already have your copy, please seed afterward!

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            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download

            https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Data_dump_torrents#English_Wikipedia

            Links that may be helpful

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              Here in Europe we don’t believe in that shit, read somewhere that it correlates with education

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              sorry to break the news bro, cameras exist.

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                Here in Europe we don’t believe in that shit, read somewhere that it correlates with education

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                Ok, go step in that faerie ring. See what happens

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                  Here in Europe we don’t believe in that shit, read somewhere that it correlates with education

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                  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:European_legendary_creatures

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Ok, go step in that faerie ring. See what happens

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                    "Aww gross! I got spored on!"

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                    • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                      And ghosts too. You'd think we'd all be up to our eyeballs in ghosts videos by now but no.

                      We all know why of course. Ghosts are just lazy. How can I be expected to believe in a group who clearly don't believe in themselves?

                      Edit: also bigfoot: "no way, those MFs will make we work a job. You ain't catching me with that!"

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                        Oh god, the future is going to be full of cameras and images of giant squids.

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                        Bruce Schnier's heaven

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                          ....Italians?

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                          We're through the looking glass here people!

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                            Keep Bigfoot’s name out of your filthy mouth.

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                            Are you talking about Terry?

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                              I hate to say it, but this graph just made the most compelling argument against the noble Squatch I've ever seen. Not that I believed, but this has to be the ultimate hope-killer for true believers.

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                              • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                It's so sad. I feel like we need to be hoarding all sorts of random media that was put out pre-AI, because it's flooding everything. Videos, music, gaming, historical photos/videos...

                                Random example: I have a folder of desktop wallpapers that I've been casually adding to for the last decade or so. Literally thousands of them by this point, but I haven't added anything recently because every source is inundated with AI generations now.

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                                Like pre-atomic-steel.

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                                  And ghosts too. You'd think we'd all be up to our eyeballs in ghosts videos by now but no.

                                  We all know why of course. Ghosts are just lazy. How can I be expected to believe in a group who clearly don't believe in themselves?

                                  Edit: also bigfoot: "no way, those MFs will make we work a job. You ain't catching me with that!"

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                                  I feel like there was an uptick in ghost and similar unexplained phenomena sightings every time some new camera technology came out though just from people not understanding the new kinds of artifacts those medias produced.

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                                    Unlabled chart. Smh

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                                    • G [email protected]

                                      This is as good a time as any to recommend downloading a copy of Wikipedia! And if you already have your copy, please seed afterward!

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                                      I love seeding Wikipedia but it seems like nobody ever needs me to, there's always like 800 seeders and only 2-3 clients at most, who never connect.

                                      Shrug

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                                        I can't believe people still think Bigfoot is real. It's obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

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                                          sorry to break the news bro, cameras exist.

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                                          Cameras are just birds in disguise.

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