Please tell me
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.
And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.
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Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
My bad, I'm just used to saying bottled, not canned. Fixed
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.
They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.
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High in Vitamin D...
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Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
Everyone who died had water in them. Really makes you think…
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them "long nipples".
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It's milk, but from bulls instead of cows.
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]...you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.
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It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
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Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them "long nipples".
You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
Yet, incredibly delicious
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Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.
Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Omg I haven't had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!
Edit: well fuck, it's sparkling water.
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Omg I haven't had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!
Edit: well fuck, it's sparkling water.
They have excellent iced tea, too. They're sweetened with agave nectar, so the whole 20 ounce can only has like 6 grams of sugar and isn't too sweet.
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
Looking into nature... No... No there are far weirder things than that.
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Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
:::This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?
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You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.
You haven’t lived till you fellated a thick milky udder.
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...you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.
So do most other species.
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Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks
