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Florida's plan to replace migrant workers with children falls apart

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

    Do they even purify the drinking water in Florida? .... or are people there just this stupid?

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    Like from the toilet?

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

      Do they even purify the drinking water in Florida? .... or are people there just this stupid?

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      Large population of boomers with a lifetime of lead poisoning, and they vote.

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        The kids want more "thumb time."

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          Actually surprising that the Republicans didn't just push it through as they have a majority, but one can be happy about every news story like that

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            Like from the toilet?

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            This one goes in the mouth and this one... No, wait

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              Republican state Senator Jay Collins, the bill's sponsor, said the measure was about parental rights: "We should let them say what's best for their kids at 16- to 17-year-olds, that's what we're saying by this."

              Anyone who puts forth a measure aimed at "parental rights", it's always something that's aimed at parents' right to treat their children like property

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              Every one of these is always "Parent's Rights Act" and the text is like "murdering your gay/trans 10-year-old is now totally legal".

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              • notsure@fedia.ioN [email protected]

                ...what about DeSantis Dachau?...plenty of labour there...

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                I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

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                • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                  Do they even purify the drinking water in Florida? .... or are people there just this stupid?

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                  I hear mercury is a tasty exotic beverage in Florida.

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                    Great, a short joke targeting children!

                    They are children!

                    /s

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                      This one goes in the mouth and this one... No, wait

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                      Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

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                      • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                        Do they even purify the drinking water in Florida? .... or are people there just this stupid?

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                        The place is surrounded by sea and riddled with swamps, how dare you try to homogonize all the tasty natural flavors.

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                          Every one of these is always "Parent's Rights Act" and the text is like "murdering your gay/trans 10-year-old is now totally legal".

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                          "My kids are in need of a proper traditional upbringing, which means locking them in a box and tenderizing them like veal, until they're old enough to be sold at auction."

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                            Large population of boomers with a lifetime of lead poisoning, and they vote.

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                            I'm not giving them lead as a pass. There's a huge swath of Boomers who are just shitass, toxic, hateful people. They never grew out of their angsty, entitled bitter selves, and most are broadly uneducated, and resentful despite failing upwards for 30-40 years as a confluence of luck.

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                              Governor Ron DeSantis said during a panel discussion in March: "Why do we say we need to import foreigners, even import them illegally, when, you know, teenagers used to work at these resorts, college students should be able to do this stuff? … What's wrong with expecting our young people to be working part-time now? I mean, that's how it used to be when I was growing up."

                              And a lot of things were different for your great-great-grandparents, and yet here you are not living as they did, you cheesedick dumbfuck.

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                              • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

                                Do they even purify the drinking water in Florida? .... or are people there just this stupid?

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                                Corrupt government. Look at the number of Senate votes against their district:
                                https://digitaldemocracyproject.org/bills/employment-of-minors-hb1225-2025

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                                  Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

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                                  Go away, 'bating!

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                                    Republican state Senator Jay Collins, the bill's sponsor, said the measure was about parental rights: "We should let them say what's best for their kids at 16- to 17-year-olds, that's what we're saying by this."

                                    Anyone who puts forth a measure aimed at "parental rights", it's always something that's aimed at parents' right to treat their children like property

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                                    It would also have scrapped required 30-minute meal breaks

                                    It's a parent's right to make sure their child works an 8 hour shift with no breaks! Breaks are socialism!

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                                      It would also have scrapped required 30-minute meal breaks

                                      It's a parent's right to make sure their child works an 8 hour shift with no breaks! Breaks are socialism!

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                                      They've already scrapped mandatory water breaks for outside workers 😞

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                                        Republican state Senator Jay Collins, the bill's sponsor, said the measure was about parental rights: "We should let them say what's best for their kids at 16- to 17-year-olds, that's what we're saying by this."

                                        Anyone who puts forth a measure aimed at "parental rights", it's always something that's aimed at parents' right to treat their children like property

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                                        "You should be able to give your child a job at a slave wage in awful conditions. That's a parental decision.

                                        "What if I want to give my child the opportunity to explore their gender identity? Thats a parental decision too."

                                        "Off to the gulag with you all."

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                                          lol do American politicians seriously try to frame child labor laws as taking away parents rights?

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