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    I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

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      Fuckin’ Jack-of-all-trades Stan and Jimmy the Garbageman. Good shit

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        I was just assuming a yard glass of milkshake next to a yard glass of beer. Not sure the image went away when it became clear the author intended a suburban yard.

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          But the boys of summer have gone...

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            It's an unstable equilibrium, any external force will disturb it and lead to the boys being pulled into one of the milkshakes

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              It's an unstable equilibrium, any external force will disturb it and lead to the boys being pulled into one of the milkshakes

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              This implies a pair of rotating milkshakes can be used to suspend the boys

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                Not only if they're back in town, but also if they're the backstreet boys.

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                I think they are the backstreet boys because I was at a pay phone trying to call home when I saw them on their way to the milkshake yard

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                  …And whether or not the boys are currently transitioning II Men.

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                    Fundamentally flawed of course - clearly you can crack a cold one in the yard all by yourself. The presence of the boys is not required, and in fact is a downside since they will consume your remaining cold ones and then go look for milkshakes without so much as a thank you ma'am.

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                      This implies a pair of rotating milkshakes can be used to suspend the boys

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                      Exercise 3.1: Compute the lagrange points for boys near two rotating milkshakes. For extra credit show that it's better than yours.

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                        'lactic Lagrange point' got my upvote

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                          What a great last line.

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                            'lactic Lagrange point' got my upvote

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                            And mine.

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                              At least we know for sure that they don't cry.

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                              Well of course they don't cry, they're imaginary.

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                                There's a good chance that if it's summer the boys are present. After summer, the boys are gone.

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                                  Well of course they don't cry, they're imaginary.

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                                  Are you saying they are complex?

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                                    …And whether or not the boys are currently transitioning II Men.

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                                    If it has been raining men then they are probably in all the yards.

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                                      'lactic Lagrange point' got my upvote

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                                      Aka cleavage.

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                                        The boys are not only back in town, but looking for trouble.

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                                          The boys would follow the more tempting milkshake. One boy would divide from the group to scout out the less tempting milkshake at close proximity.

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