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    And who do you think used a lot money and political leverage to make that happen, hell coca cola even hired hit men to go after trade unionists, educate yourself

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    What the actually fuck is this response for asking what you meant by "America"?

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

      I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

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      This you?

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        They milked the bulls for this...

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        • indibrony@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".

          What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

          That product? The one named Liquid Death?

          ::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
          It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
          :::

          This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

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          This isn't an actual product just fyi it's done by an artist.

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            It's just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?

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            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

              I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it's such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It's always disappointing to them and that's what I feed on.

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              Delightfully devilish, Seymour

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                This you?

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                I am that cool.

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                • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?

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                  In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn't as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it's water in a can.

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                  • alk@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                    IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

                    And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

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                    I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.

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                      Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

                      Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

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                      • W [email protected]

                        It's just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?

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                        It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

                          Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

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                          Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.

                            Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don't imagine it)

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                            Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌

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                            • iapetus@slrpnk.netI [email protected]

                              It already is freakier than that. It's tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.

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                              Delicious

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                              • F [email protected]

                                What the actually fuck is this response for asking what you meant by "America"?

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                                If you truly can't understand what America refers to in this context then you are too dumb to waste my time replying

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                                  Yeah! All aluminum cans have a thin plastic lining. So do soup cans. They're still both better than plastic packaging, but it just shows how difficult it is to completely remove plastic from your life.

                                  I drink a lot of beverages that come in aluminum cans so I am reaaaally hoping that they have less microplastic risk than 100% plastic packaging does.

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                                  They’re still both better than plastic packaging

                                  Citation needed. Aluminum needs much more energy.

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                                    If you truly can't understand what America refers to in this context then you are too dumb to waste my time replying

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                                    Well first off instead of answering with a couple words, you decide to insult my intelligence and talk about how valuable your time us. So you are lying and your time isn't valuable at all.

                                    Second, note this is Lemmy is internationally open. Look up the term "America" and what it can refer to.

                                    Third if I describe something and it fits your description, than why would I be illogical for just asking a question of what are you referring?

                                    Do you not see the flaw to your logic?

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                                    • O [email protected]

                                      Yeah! All aluminum cans have a thin plastic lining. So do soup cans. They're still both better than plastic packaging, but it just shows how difficult it is to completely remove plastic from your life.

                                      I drink a lot of beverages that come in aluminum cans so I am reaaaally hoping that they have less microplastic risk than 100% plastic packaging does.

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                                      It’s always so surprising. I heard somewhere that even glass bottles have a lot of microplastics in them because the paint from the top of the bottle tops gets into the drinks when they seal them. It’s crazy out there.

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                                        Well, it's got lots of vitamin D.

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌

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                                          Just the right warmth

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