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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    "I wish for an army of skeletons!"

    "Granted! Your army of 13 skeletons stands up from the battlefield..."

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    Wish can consequence-free emulate any level 8 or lower spell. So you could get 11 worry-free skeletons, or risk never casting wish again if you need 13.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      If I animate a wolf skeleton does it get a wolf statblock?

      A version that can animate up to specific sizes and CRs when cast at a high enough level would be pretty neat.

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      I'd say sure. It's not like the wolf statblock is crazy different from regular skeleton stats; it wouldn't be game breaking or anything.

      RAW on Animated Dead doesn't strictly limit the size of the creature when it's a pile of bones, but I think keeping it to small/medium creatures is reasonable.

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        I'd say sure. It's not like the wolf statblock is crazy different from regular skeleton stats; it wouldn't be game breaking or anything.

        RAW on Animated Dead doesn't strictly limit the size of the creature when it's a pile of bones, but I think keeping it to small/medium creatures is reasonable.

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        D&D 5e does, not sure about other editions or other game systems off the top of my head.

        Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

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        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          D&D 5e does, not sure about other editions or other game systems off the top of my head.

          Choose a pile of bones or a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

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          Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

          Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

          OR

          Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

          Though I suppose also:

          Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

          Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

          Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

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            Well, that depends on how you group the statements.

            Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid) within range.

            OR

            Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse) of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range.

            Though I suppose also:

            Choose (a pile of bones) or (a corpse of a Medium or Small Humanoid within range).

            Which would mean the bones version has unlimited range.

            Yes, I am a programmer, why do you ask?

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            Technically if the bones were all laid out flat they wouldn't count as a pile!

            No reanimated a corpse from a grave without pulling the bones out and arranging them first.

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            • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              As a DM, my answer would be yes because it says animate not will into existence and yes because fossilized skeletons would look awesome.

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              So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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                I'm so sick of this propaganda pushing the big skeleton agenda.

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                Wait. I think you're on to something. Reanimate a BIG SKELETON

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                • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  This is why I instead opt to carry scrolls of damn near every spell 8th level or lower.

                  It's a little bootleg compared to a real Wish, but in average circumstances I can give Batman a run for his money on being prepared for literally any eventuality.

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                  Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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                    the only hit point that matters is the last one.

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                    What about the first 99 because your character has a CON of 18-20 and the Tough feat?

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                      So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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                      I always saw those as something you made first and then animated, something that involved days to sculpt/construct.

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                      • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

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                        Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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                          Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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                          RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

                          I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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                            Always bring a cart full of bones with you everywhere you go. You will certainly not regret having a cart full of bones.

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                            Why cart around a bunch of old bones when so many fresh sacks of bones willingly approach you? Some of them even follow beside you on your quests.

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                            • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                              RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

                              I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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                              Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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                                Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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                                Little bit yeah. UMD is quite a bit more versatile than this though, ours is restricted to scrolls and requires a spellcaster check.

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                                  Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?

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                                  Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                                  • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                                    13 skeletons is the max. To raise more you need a Bonelord. 13 Bonelords and you need a Lich. 13 Liches and you need a Titan.

                                    After 13 Titans, 169 Liches, 2197 Bonelords, and 28561 skeletons... you reach Khali.

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                                    • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                                      Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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                                      • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                        Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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                                        I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                                        • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                          Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                                          Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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