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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine

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  • gladiusb@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

    Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own

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    Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

    https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

    Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

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      That's nothing. Remember the guy who brought his gun with him and the machine helped him shoot himself?

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      I think it was a cop too. Mri machines doing a service to humanity

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        She's not going to have one whit of self awareness. I may be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like he was exactly the sharpest bulb in the ocean, and her reported cry to "turn off" the MRI (despite the repeated screenings you get prior to an MRI, warnimg patients about metal) indicate she isn't either. She's 100% gonna blame the provider and sue, adding to the rising cost of healthcare.

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        Aren't you just a shining beacon of logical, data-driven level-headedness. The fuck is she supposed to do, mentally recite each sign she saw on her way in as her spouse is being crushed before to determine if her request is feasible? Crawl out of the MRI, past her dying partner, and go read the manual to see if the MRI has an emergency stop capability before asking the technicians to intervene?

        I wish you the best in your future human interactions. I hope very few of them are life-threatening because clearly, you'll be of no help if you deem the situation avoidable or deem help unlikely to be successful.

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        • gladiusb@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

          Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own

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          It's seventy-nine sticks of butter, plus a pat or two

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            Dude was wearing a 20lb chain while his wife was getting an MRI.

            She freaked, and yelled for him, and he ran into the room while the machine was still on and fucking died.

            This is 100% their fault, I could almost see an argument that the door needs a lock to prevent idiots with 20l s of metal around their neck from running in, but you don't want to lock everyone out in case there's an issue.

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            Just for your information, the machine, meaning the magnet, is ALWAYS on.

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            • ebolapie@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

              Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

              https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

              Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

              ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
              Those numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.
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              And if it's an African swallow?

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                I think it was a cop too. Mri machines doing a service to humanity

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                Lawyer.

                Lawyer Dies After Shot By His Own Concealed Gun Triggered By MRI Scanner

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                  It's seventy-nine sticks of butter, plus a pat or two

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                  Aka 6 "knobs," according to Gordon Ramsey.

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                    9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

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                    I always knew Roughneck McGee would meet a tragic end. Ironically he wasn't even wearing his BIG necklace.

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                    • ebolapie@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                      Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

                      https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

                      Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

                      ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
                      Those numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.
                      :::

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                      I'm upset that I can only like this once.

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                        I doubt it, obviously depending on the applied force.

                        Skin is rather tough to rip with a blunt tool so yeah, maybe the head was disconnected from the spine immediately, making him look like a giraffe spinning at 12 RPM round and round.

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                        Nope. Tomato theory hold up better.

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                          So many dumb ways to die...

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                          • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                            9kg is around 20 pounds. what, did he have a kettlebell as a pendant?

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                            the answers to all your questions lie in the article you didn't read

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                              9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

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                              I feel like someone should have noticed. I'm pretty sure I've never seen someone wearing a twenty pound necklace.

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                                Moving fields, eddy currents still apply.

                                Copper isn't magnetic either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu1uRvErM80

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                                Well, TIL. There goes my hopes of showing up to the MRI room with a giant gold necklace

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                                  She's not going to have one whit of self awareness. I may be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like he was exactly the sharpest bulb in the ocean, and her reported cry to "turn off" the MRI (despite the repeated screenings you get prior to an MRI, warnimg patients about metal) indicate she isn't either. She's 100% gonna blame the provider and sue, adding to the rising cost of healthcare.

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                                  This is a really unempathetic response. I know shit’s tough right now and there are a lot of fools out there, but I beg you to at least try to give the benefit of the doubt and try to think through why people might do the things they do, especially when it’s someone enduring a personal tragedy that’s being publicly scrutinized. Think about the poor old woman who had hot coffee spilled on her crotch at a drive through and endured agonizing disfiguring burns - McDonald’s ran a campaign to paint her as a scammer and opportunist when she had done nothing wrong at all.

                                  Most people don’t intentionally endanger themselves or their loved ones and they are usually very deferential to authority, especially in medical settings. There’s nothing to indicate this was any more than a miscommunication involving a heavily blinged-out guy who did nothing wrong. The MRI folks didn’t think to brief him because he wasn’t in the danger zone. His wife called for help. Maybe a very observant doctor could have noticed the guy’s jewelry and gave him a warning. Maybe the wife could have recalled that her husband was wearing metal before calling for him. Maybe the doctors could have better screening procedures for people in the waiting area, or better procedures to control access to the MRI room. I can’t say based on the available information that anyone lacks self awareness or did anything obviously wrong here. Sometimes a lot of coincidences line up to make something terrible happen.

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                                    What kind of hospital let him get near the room with that kind of metal around his neck? I've had to be in several hospitals recently for different imaging issues and every time the MRI is a thing I have to remove everything metal to go past a certain door (escorting my daughter and son for medical reasons). I don't know who let him anywhere near the room with something that large.

                                    Edit for Clarity:
                                    I've had to be the one removing all metal even though I'm not the one being scanned. For me to progress beyond a certain part of the hospital toward the MRI I needed to get rid of everything. My children were being scanned, not me. So, I'm not sure what hospital system allowed this man with a 9kg chain get this far deep into the imaging area.

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                                      yeah what annoyed me was the Lady asking to just turn it off like you can just turn it off. i know she is desperate to undo her and her husband's stupidity but the article framing those quotes like the tech was incompetent is bad journalism.

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                                      Can you imagine watching your loved one suffer and die in front of you? It sounds extremely brutal

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                                        Well, TIL. There goes my hopes of showing up to the MRI room with a giant gold necklace

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                                        Ehh, if you're gonna go, it'll at least be memorable 🙂 I suspect we'll both pass without even a lemmy shitpost.

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                                        • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          Don't know how quickly custom vinyl stickers can be bought & delivered, but someone needs to slap a "Died Like A Cartoon Character" achievement on his casket/headstone.

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                                          put one on the MRI. how many of them actually score a fatality?

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