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North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.

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    These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.

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      Let's leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we'll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they'll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!

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      Man I wish we could have had your input during peace deals.

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        A country competing with Japan for the highest suicide rate cant be described as working for a lot of its inhabitants.

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        yeah it's better to live in north korea were you starve to death before you get a chance to commit suicide

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          Man I wish we could have had your input during peace deals.

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          Every 10 years the Israelis have to all move to Gaza, and the Gazans get to move into Israel. They trade places every ten years.

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            Give this champ a Nobel Prize

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              These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.

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              Let's split the difference and have some Brits redraw the lines at random, they're great at it!

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                No we do fractal districts. They get ever more detailed as you zoom in to them. Their border length is theoretically infinite.

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                The gerrymandered border slicing through an American's house to isolate its occupants into different districts

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                  A united Korea may be one of the positive side effects of America pooping its pants and deteriorating into a has-been world power. China will have to become World Police, unless it autocrats its way into wasteland as well, but if China can set an example and take a few steps elevating liberty, it could then unseat the Kim family, and allow Korea to just be a nice high-tech industrialized nation littered with chibi animal avatars.

                  Because DPRK is just a mess. There's also the possibility that China facilitates an invasion of South Korea by North Korea, but Kim Il Sung's grandchildren are unlikely to be as pro-Chinese culture as he was, and zombie rulers can only have so much influence.

                  Or China can just annex the whole thing, which would be a dick move and expensive and result IRA like troubles (e.g. a decades long sabotage and terror campaign from an internal pro-Korea resistance.) The Daughters of Queen Min, if I were writing the story.

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                    It didn't work in Germany

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                    obviously because Germany should have done North Germany and South Germany

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                      Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I've read today...

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                        No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.

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                          It works for Vietnam and Laos, and. Burma and Thailand.

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                            These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.

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                            Where in England are you from?

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                              What if it's upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower

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                              You guys can be Korea 1, we will be Korea A.

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                                Political compass Korea

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                                Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.

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                                  Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?

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                                  Love a good enclave.

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                                    A united Korea may be one of the positive side effects of America pooping its pants and deteriorating into a has-been world power. China will have to become World Police, unless it autocrats its way into wasteland as well, but if China can set an example and take a few steps elevating liberty, it could then unseat the Kim family, and allow Korea to just be a nice high-tech industrialized nation littered with chibi animal avatars.

                                    Because DPRK is just a mess. There's also the possibility that China facilitates an invasion of South Korea by North Korea, but Kim Il Sung's grandchildren are unlikely to be as pro-Chinese culture as he was, and zombie rulers can only have so much influence.

                                    Or China can just annex the whole thing, which would be a dick move and expensive and result IRA like troubles (e.g. a decades long sabotage and terror campaign from an internal pro-Korea resistance.) The Daughters of Queen Min, if I were writing the story.

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                                    if China can set an example and take a few steps elevating liberty,

                                    Lol

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                                      What about all? South-east Korea, South-west Korea, North-east Korea, North-west Korea.

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                                        West Korea Best Korea

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                                          It works for Vietnam and Laos, and. Burma and Thailand.

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                                          And germany

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