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    out of the loop. which astronomer are we talking about? neil degrassse tyson?

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    In case you're not just messin' around: know your meme link

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    • P [email protected]

      out of the loop. which astronomer are we talking about? neil degrassse tyson?

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      Context: CEO's wife and another man were caught in their affair at a Coldplay concert during the kisscam portion of the concert

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        Context: CEO's wife and another man were caught in their affair at a Coldplay concert during the kisscam portion of the concert

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        I think you mean CEO and his top HR executive were caught together at a Coldplay concert.

        The CEO's wife has been laying low after this, deactivated some social media and changed her surname back to her maiden name on Facebook I believe.

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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          Men do not have struggles! Just do the bootstraps and the bottling of windows api calls into linux/posix calls!!!

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            And don't forget about their children.

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            • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

              We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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              "we caught your partner with a lover at a Coldplay concert"

              Partner: "what, after so many years of marriage they go to a Coldplay concert!??"

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              • countvon@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                In case you're not just messin' around: know your meme link

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                wtf there is a company called "astronomer"?

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                • hornedmeatbeast@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                  I think you mean CEO and his top HR executive were caught together at a Coldplay concert.

                  The CEO's wife has been laying low after this, deactivated some social media and changed her surname back to her maiden name on Facebook I believe.

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                  Meanwhile the HR exec's husband has called up his attorney asking how much this one is going to cost.

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                  • zakobjoa@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                    Have you heard the phrase "preaching to the choir"?

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                    The choir always needs practice

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                    • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

                      We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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                      I got a buddy that is in an open marriage, his wife fucks other dudes on the regular and so does he.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        wtf there is a company called "astronomer"?

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                        Apparently! I'd never heard of it either, and I'm pretty sure it's primarily known for this meme now. Seems like a dumb name for a company, and it's making for some pretty confusing headlines in this case. I wouldn't be surprised if they change the company name in an attempt to remove the stain.

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                          i think they were separated

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                          • M [email protected]

                            I got a buddy that is in an open marriage, his wife fucks other dudes on the regular and so does he.

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                            I find it interesting that he gets to fuck other dudes on the regular, to be honest.

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                              I got a buddy that is in an open marriage, his wife fucks other dudes on the regular and so does he.

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                              My "gorlfriend" is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband

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                              • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

                                We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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                                It's okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??

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                                • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  I find it interesting that he gets to fuck other dudes on the regular, to be honest.

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                                  While he's always been Bi.

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                                  • countvon@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                    Apparently! I'd never heard of it either, and I'm pretty sure it's primarily known for this meme now. Seems like a dumb name for a company, and it's making for some pretty confusing headlines in this case. I wouldn't be surprised if they change the company name in an attempt to remove the stain.

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                                    Rename it to Warmplay

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                                    • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                                      i think they were separated

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                                      They were embracing, and separated themselves after the camera spotted them.

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        And don't forget about their children.

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                                        nah nah na na... Your dad likes Coldplay! Nah na na nah!

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                                        • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

                                          We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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                                          Honestly if my wife asked me to go to a Coldplay concert I'd tell her to take some other man, too

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