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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    packsge arrives

    open box

    NULL.

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    reality crashes

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        Perfect, please put it at the end of my bank account!

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          I would be terrified to open that box

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            On it's way to Null Island

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              Radiolab has an interesting episode about people having to deal with being considered "Null": https://radiolab.org/podcast/null

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                This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen

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                Idk why anyone would ever create a bare Object without subclassing it

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                • rem26_art@fedia.ioR [email protected]

                  I would be terrified to open that box

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                  I would be terrified not to open that box too.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    packsge arrives

                    open box

                    NULL.

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                    NullReferenceException. Object reference not set to an instance of an object.

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                      Yeah, the moment you look at it you may experience a null pointer exception

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                        Celebrate by ordering some none pizza with left beef.

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                          I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…

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                            Opens package. Contents:

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                              DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

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                                Opens package. Contents:

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                                You cannot grasp the true form of the product.

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                                  One of these lil guys?

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                                    I would be terrified not to open that box too.

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                                    i wouldn't risk getting sucked into a null hole

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                                      Let's hope you're ready to handle this package. Try your best!

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                                        Shrouded Hand?

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                                          So that's why my variable can't be null, you're hoarding it to yourself!

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