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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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    DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

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    • nebula@fedia.ioN [email protected]

      Opens package. Contents:

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      You cannot grasp the true form of the product.

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        One of these lil guys?

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          I would be terrified not to open that box too.

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          i wouldn't risk getting sucked into a null hole

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            Let's hope you're ready to handle this package. Try your best!

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              Shrouded Hand?

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                So that's why my variable can't be null, you're hoarding it to yourself!

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                  This is nothing to worry about

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                    i wouldn't risk getting sucked into a null hole

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                    C'mon, we all end up at /dev/null eventually. Just don't gaze long into it or it might gaze into you.

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                      I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we'd get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I'd loudly announce, "Thank god! Our air arrived!" Then I'd tear it open and we'd all gasp like we'd been holding our breaths waiting for it.

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                        It won't arrive, lets see,... tomorrow. Good! Just around the time I won't be expecting it.

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                          at least it wasn't my NaN. poor birds been dead for years.

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                            DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

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                            SCP Agent: What's in the box?

                            SCP Scientist: Nothing

                            SCP Agent: So, what's the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee...

                            SCP Scientist: You don't understand. Our measurements show that there's nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn't contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It's a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

                            SCP Agent: ...

                            SCP Agent: Is that bad?

                            SCP Scientist: Very.

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                              SCP Agent: What's in the box?

                              SCP Scientist: Nothing

                              SCP Agent: So, what's the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee...

                              SCP Scientist: You don't understand. Our measurements show that there's nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn't contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It's a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

                              SCP Agent: ...

                              SCP Agent: Is that bad?

                              SCP Scientist: Very.

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                              “Soundwave… what is in the box?”

                              “Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”

                              “What is a Hatsune Miku?”

                              Soundwave’s Arch Nemesis

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                                So when the package arrives, how many pieces of faulty software needing to point at it will it be encircled by?

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                                  software gore

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                                    He’s a cute little fella…

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                                      Fuckin' love null

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                                        He’s a cute little fella…

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                                        Game over, User wins

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                                          Why is there a dead cat in my box?

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