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  • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

    We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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    It's okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??

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    • speculater@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      I find it interesting that he gets to fuck other dudes on the regular, to be honest.

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      While he's always been Bi.

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      • countvon@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

        Apparently! I'd never heard of it either, and I'm pretty sure it's primarily known for this meme now. Seems like a dumb name for a company, and it's making for some pretty confusing headlines in this case. I wouldn't be surprised if they change the company name in an attempt to remove the stain.

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        Rename it to Warmplay

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        • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

          i think they were separated

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          They were embracing, and separated themselves after the camera spotted them.

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          • S [email protected]

            And don't forget about their children.

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            nah nah na na... Your dad likes Coldplay! Nah na na nah!

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            • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

              We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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              Honestly if my wife asked me to go to a Coldplay concert I'd tell her to take some other man, too

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              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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                I'm thinking he is about to make bank in the divorce. Assuming he doesn't already make bank, his prospects likely just improved.
                That said, when you marry someone who is a C suite type personality, you are usually the type to "hold on loosly". Cause ambition is strong in such people.

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                • S [email protected]

                  My "gorlfriend" is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband

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                  Very slaneeshi

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                  • M [email protected]

                    No need to worry for him. Just cheat on one or two other women and he has perfect chances to become president

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                    Hold up, isn't being a kiddie fiddling, wife beating, convicted rapist also part of the job description nowadays?

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                    • jaymesrs@piefed.worldJ [email protected]

                      We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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                      Nah, based on their reaction they knew they got caught doing something they shouldn't.

                      If I got caught on camera with someone other than my wife or girlfriend, I wouldn't be concerned because we have that kind of relationship. These two fucking melted when the least bit of heat came their way.

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                      • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                        i think they were separated

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                        THEY WERE ON A BREAK!

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                        • hornedmeatbeast@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                          I think you mean CEO and his top HR executive were caught together at a Coldplay concert.

                          The CEO's wife has been laying low after this, deactivated some social media and changed her surname back to her maiden name on Facebook I believe.

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                          Oh right, my bad. Good correction

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