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    Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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    Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don't even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom...

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

      Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

      They are way more flexible than me.

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      Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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      • L [email protected]

        Or just skip it and go eastern.

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        My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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          How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.

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          • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

            My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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            Decreases doom scrolling for sure.

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            • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

              Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

              They are way more flexible than me.

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              Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I've got one that I've been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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                I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It's comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I'm sitting there.

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                  I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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                  adult diapers.

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                    you can also do a partial squat even when sitting, just lift your toes and lean foward, it will help. also eat more fiber.

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                    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                      Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

                      They are way more flexible than me.

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                      Everyone has that poo stool!

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                        Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I've got one that I've been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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                        Short answer: yes.

                        Long answer: yes they are.

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                          I like that every time the door appears, it has a different message.

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                            Eat a vegetable every now and then.

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                              Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I've got one that I've been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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                              Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.

                              Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.

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                                Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.

                                Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.

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                                I guess it is. But I use it when I go wait in line to pick up food at the food bank for some people that can’t go there themselves. It fits nicely in my little wagon when it’s folded flat, to not take space away from the food and it’s easy to pick up and move frequently once the line starts moving.

                                It’s about an hour of standing still waiting, then about 45 minutes of very slow line moving, so, for me, it’s at least better than standing or sitting on pavement.

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                                  If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!

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                                  Digital manipulation may be required to resolve some issues.

                                  That or some amount of RIP AND TEAR.

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                                  • B [email protected]

                                    Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

                                    Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

                                    Eat a veggie y'all.

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                                    And I won't eat grits because its texture sucks, but that's not the point. Oatmeal is high in fiber, like a lot of vegetables are. Usually bitter, horrible, vile tasting vegetables, like cabbage cultivars. Either way the results are the same though.

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                                    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                                      My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren't staying any longer than is

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                                      also a fucking lid please

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                                        Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

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                                        "haha those chinese making women wear shoes that deform their feet, so silly"
                                        proceeds to kick off their shoes to reveal conical feet

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