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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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    "Customers who bought this also bought: VOID"

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      One of these lil guys?

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        My nullo?

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          Game over, User wins

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            Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.

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              Congrats! Enjoy your null ๐Ÿ™‚

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                Shipped to undefined

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                  reality crashes

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                  #47

                  Or maybe reality is JavaScript, and it just gradually assimilates everything around it into an error type.

                  A JavaScript universe would also explain about half the news.

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                    My nullo?

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                    #48

                    You can order whatever kind of callperson you want, we won't judge.

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                      DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

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                      If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level

                      Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is

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                        Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!

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                          Hello I would like to report an undefined behaviour

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                            There's some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.

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                              Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!

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                              But we don't reall know until we look in the box

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                                But we don't reall know until we look in the box

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                                if (packet != null) {
                                    ...
                                }
                                
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                                  youโ€™re worried about nothing

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                                    When you order an Optional

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                                      Imagine holding a null in your hand... hopefully they sent you only one, and not zero nulls, or worse... -1... and don't even get be started on imaginary nulls.

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                                        I've arrived.

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                                        • null@lemmy.nullspace.lolN [email protected]

                                          I've arrived.

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