Sing us a song you’re the buzz man
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mosquito: feeling cute, may sting later, bzzz bzzz
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mosquito: feeling cute, may sting later, bzzz bzzz
Mosquito: ...... hummmmmmmmmm .... imma fly here ..... hummmmmm .... imma fly there ......... hummmmmmmm .... imma land here ............ hummmmmmm ..... imma try to land on your face ... hummmmmmmmmmm ..... imma fly back here ...... hummmmmmmmmm ..... imma stay quiet for a while ................................ ................. ............. ........... (5 mins later) ....... hummmmmm imma fly here ....... hummmmmmmmm .... might sting you ........ hummmmmmmmm ..... but maybe not ...... hummmmmmmmmmm ..... imma fly here again .... hummmmmmm
... it's usually at this point you feel the second little bastard that's been sucking blood behind your elbow the whole time.
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I say buzz buzz buzz, and it's just because....I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
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Mosquitoes are way more annoying. Hornets are like nature's Hans Zimmer BWAAAAAM sound. Your brain immediately knows to be scared.
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Other day I had one of those super tiny ones buzzing right by my ear. Then it flew into the back of my tv where it spent the next hour struggling to get back out lol. Fuck you fly.
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If flies had instruments, it'd be a wuwuzela (plural; wuwuzelae?)
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We've got a different flying musician problem in the bedroom. One of the blood-sucking kind...
