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    That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.

    You reassure them and tell them they can learn.

    The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics

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        Bro recreated the elephant's foot. That's at least 3.6 Röntgen.

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          Why? That’s nicely al Dante

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            That looks amazing. Does anyone know how this could have been done? I'm not asking for a friend, I'd just love to know.

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              Is that the THING from Time Bandits?

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                Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.

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                  That looks amazing. Does anyone know how this could have been done? I'm not asking for a friend, I'd just love to know.

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                  It got way too fuckin hot. Happy to assist 👍

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                    I read every single one in Gordon Ramsay's voice.

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                      Is that the THING from Time Bandits?

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                      It's pure evil, don't touch it.

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                        I read every single one in Gordon Ramsay's voice.

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                        I read them in Stephen Fry's narrator voice

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                          Bro recreated the elephant's foot. That's at least 3.6 Röntgen.

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                          Not great, not terrible.

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                            image

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                              Honestly have no idea what I'm looking at.

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                                That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.

                                You reassure them and tell them they can learn.

                                The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics

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                                My mother in law has ruined a pot in the process of boiling water.

                                It can happen..

                                She isn't allowed to cook for many reasons.

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                                  Get the liquidators! They have found a second elephant's foot.

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                                  • bruhduh@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

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                                    When I say well done, I mean well done!

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                                      The congratulations just hits differently since it's not an adjective. It's so much more personal

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