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Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7T national debt

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  • F [email protected]

    No Patreon, GoFundMe or Ko-fi?

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    Trump doing a weekly Patreon video to thank the top donors whose usernames are just a bunch of puns on slurs

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      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

        So the US tax code is switching to a "Pay what you want" model?

        Rich people: "Switching?"

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        Ultra Rich: "Pay?"

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          I want to see who donates. they can't make something like that and then not let us laugh at whoever does it

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            Except you already pay taxes this is just to bleed the poor dry faster, qnd drip barely anything towards the debt so they can claim the finances are fine, to keep the real government happy, investors.

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            Those races are currently slated to secret illegal police

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              In Bill Lumbergh's voice: If every American could just chip in $100k that would be greeaat.

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                US government loan forgiveness 🤣

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                • P [email protected]

                  Are there any women here today??

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                  All i said was "that meal was good enough for Jehovah..!"

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                    I want to see who donates. they can't make something like that and then not let us laugh at whoever does it

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                    If I had venmo I'd send a dollar so I could have a laugh with my friends tbh

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                      All i said was "that meal was good enough for Jehovah..!"

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                      I'm so saddened I got down voted for my life of Brian quote from uncouth mouth breathers who didn't recognize it.

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                      • N [email protected]

                        Might as well start a GoFundMe at this point. I heard people nowadays will throw tons of money at fascists.

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                        The news is basically free Only Fans where I get to see Americans get fucked by their government.

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                          I mean, they do have a voting block that regularly donates to televangelists... Those extra private jets have to come from somewhere.

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                            How is this real?

                            We've gone off the rails

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                            • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                              I want to see who donates. they can't make something like that and then not let us laugh at whoever does it

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                              I feel like it would be better to stop creating even more dept...

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                              • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                So the US tax code is switching to a "Pay what you want" model?

                                Rich people: "Switching?"

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                                Honestly it would be cool if Americans could choose how their money is used. Have a base tax plus you choose 3 programs out of 10.

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                                  The US Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation’s ballooning $36.7 trillion debt.

                                  We're all just trying to find the guy responsible!

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                                  Franklin D. Roosevelt?

                                  /s

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                                    Except you already pay taxes this is just to bleed the poor dry faster, qnd drip barely anything towards the debt so they can claim the finances are fine, to keep the real government happy, investors.

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                                    It is voluntary

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                                      Can’t buy yaoi on steam, but this is somehow totally acceptable and inoffensive.

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        I will never help pay down the national debt willingly. The 1% did it, so they can pay it back.

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                                        I don't think that is the case

                                        It has more to do with 50-100 years of reckless spending

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                                          I mean, they do have a voting block that regularly donates to televangelists... Those extra private jets have to come from somewhere.

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                                          I think those donations were from decades ago. Apparently the likes of Copeland's "church" needs staff to bring boomers to the front so it looks like loads on tv

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