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      “Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

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        It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.

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          That’s some pace…

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            It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.

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            And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.

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            • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

              It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.

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              I think shoe lifts are more common than you'd think, we've had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it's kinda like hair implants, you've gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I've tried shoe lifts, they're awful over maybe an inch), so they're too insecure to talk about it either.

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                And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.

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                I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.

                Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

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                  5 beers/hour is pacing yourself? My man you are an anxious alcoholic.

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                    I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.

                    Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

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                    You have a tough job for femboys 😞

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                      I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.

                      Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

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                      might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

                      That's a choice they made. Go on, queen!

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                        You have a tough job for femboys 😞

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                        There are pros to working in my field for femboys though. For one example, regularly lugging an 80lb pack of tools up and down roof access ladders has given me calves and thighs that could make a person weep. Femboys are also typically better equipped for working in confined spaces. Additionally, having ready access to a hardhat, hi-vis vest, clipboard, and toolbelt enables so many crimes. I can also see some of my hi-vis workwear having serious potential as club wear with a bit of modification.

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                          Wait I'm not supposed to trauma dump about my mental illnesses? I've been doing it fucking wrong

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                            I would add "Illuminati" to the Yes column.

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                              I tried the nail polish thing but I work with too many chemicals that strip paint for it to last more than a day. Rings are also a big no no in my job because I work with electricity. I guess I could do eye shaddow but my eyelids are naturally dark enough that I've already been accused of wearing it before.

                              Skirts on the otherhand would be excelent for keeping me cool. Just might not be great for my coworker following me up the roof ladder.

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                              Try dating on non work hours

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                                I think shoe lifts are more common than you'd think, we've had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it's kinda like hair implants, you've gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I've tried shoe lifts, they're awful over maybe an inch), so they're too insecure to talk about it either.

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                                It says a lot about the politician and their followers, since both think that only a tall man is a good leader.

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                                  Try dating on non work hours

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                                  non work hours

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                                    And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.

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                                    This is how you get a big tiddy goth gf btw

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                                      5 beers/hour is pacing yourself? My man you are an anxious alcoholic.

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                                      There's a reason the dude has to have quick reference for his name

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                                        Wait I'm not supposed to trauma dump about my mental illnesses? I've been doing it fucking wrong

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                                        I know, right? Fuck, that's all I know how to do lmao!

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                                          This is how you get a big tiddy goth gf btw

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                                          I wanna be the goth gf :3

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