Piss Post
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Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing
It’s more a surprise than anything
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The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.
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I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.
Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.
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Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.
Wise words, though I bet that's a sentence you didn't expect to write when waking up this morning.
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I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.
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The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.
You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.
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I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.
Your body took a screenshot
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Soon or later this will be you:
Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.
Happened on my 30th birthday, after all the festivities. Felt appropriate
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The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor. Mfw ->
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According to this, always be shitting and you'll never have a bad time.
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Wait until you get food poisoning 🫠 hopefully you have a tub beside your toilet.
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I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin
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Wait until you get food poisoning 🫠 hopefully you have a tub beside your toilet.
Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn't know which way the 'projectiles' were evacuating from until the very last second.Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I'd either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
Decisions decisions.
On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.Fortunately I haven't had an episode in twenty years now.
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pissing while pissing
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Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn't know which way the 'projectiles' were evacuating from until the very last second.Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I'd either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
Decisions decisions.
On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.Fortunately I haven't had an episode in twenty years now.
What was causing it?
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According to this, always be shitting and you'll never have a bad time.
Unless you do it while farting
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According to this, always be shitting and you'll never have a bad time.
A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin' out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn't sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What's the problem pal?
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Why is pissing while pissing more happy than shitting while shitting or farting while farting.
Wait... I get it now.
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I have never before seen such a perfect chart
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Why is pissing while pissing more happy than shitting while shitting or farting while farting.
Wait... I get it now.
I don’t please explain
