Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Funny
  3. Dog's mind vs cat's mind

Dog's mind vs cat's mind

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Funny
funny
38 Posts 32 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • D [email protected]

    destroy furniture and piss everywhere is like 50% of a cat's brain

    A This user is from outside of this forum
    A This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #14

    More like 0% if you treat them properly.

    1 Reply Last reply
    13
    • S [email protected]

      Probably because pizzacake attracts brigading on Lemmy for weird reasons that I don't understand?

      seigest@lemmy.caS This user is from outside of this forum
      seigest@lemmy.caS This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #15

      No idea what that means. But if you post someone's work you should attribute it. Fortunately OP corrected it here so good on them.

      S 1 Reply Last reply
      2
      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

        Source https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/667940493944061952

        B This user is from outside of this forum
        B This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #16

        Only cats sleep?

        spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS 1 Reply Last reply
        4
        • seigest@lemmy.caS [email protected]

          No idea what that means. But if you post someone's work you should attribute it. Fortunately OP corrected it here so good on them.

          S This user is from outside of this forum
          S This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #17

          Pizza cake is a perfectly normal comic, but for some reason a group of people on Lemmy hate it and will swarm in to criticise it in obnoxious posts every time it gets mentioned. But I agree, attribution is good even so

          1 Reply Last reply
          3
          • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

            Source https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/667940493944061952

            E This user is from outside of this forum
            E This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by [email protected]
            #18

            Notice the color of the "?" is the same as the two panel captions - cats break the laws of meta-physics & 4th walls all the time.

            Dogs use that space for play only.

            1 Reply Last reply
            2
            • B [email protected]

              Only cats sleep?

              spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
              spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #19

              My dogs sleep at least sixteen hours a day.

              S B 2 Replies Last reply
              4
              • spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                My dogs sleep at least sixteen hours a day.

                S This user is from outside of this forum
                S This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #20

                (O)_(O)

                What do your dogs do in 8hrs that make them THIS tired?

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • spicytuna62@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  My dogs sleep at least sixteen hours a day.

                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #21

                  Mine too. I guess they left it out of the graphic for dogs though.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • H [email protected]

                    Hey cats have a “Love” section just as big as the dog’s!

                    Well, almost as big. Relatively big. And it’s reserved for a very select audience. Who have made it through the multiple tests of loyalty and servitude.

                    Also, it is subject to repeal at random times for no reason, which is not appealable. Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.

                    tomenzgg@midwest.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                    tomenzgg@midwest.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by [email protected]
                    #22

                    Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.

                    I don't think that's universally true. Back when my partner had recently moved in with me, we found one of those pet spas to leave their cat at as we had to go out of town (terrible idea, in retrospect, and current me would say it would've been better for her to just have had someone come by the house to periodically check on her but not the point of this story).

                    Due to scheduling of when we got back, my partner stayed home while I went to pick up the cat; as soon as I got there, she came out the room crying and I thought she was coming to greet me but she sped past me and went around the outside room, still crying, and searching.

                    There is nothing on Earth that will convince me that she wasn't determinedly looking for my partner. That cat loves them and, while she expresses affection in the sort of stereotypical cat way (unlike our boy who has designated times, every day, he comes over to be fawned over), she would be devastated to lose my partner (or me, at this point, I like to think). She likes her space and for there to be a certain level of protocol followed when it comes to interaction but there's no doubt in my mind that she's very ingrained-ly attached.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    8
                    • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                      Source https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/667940493944061952

                      C This user is from outside of this forum
                      C This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #23

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      11
                      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                        Source https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/667940493944061952

                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by [email protected]
                        #24

                        Given how incredibly protective my cat is of my toddlers, there is definable a love and loyalty section. He even lets my 1 year old use him as a monster truck ramp, for some reason.

                        T 1 Reply Last reply
                        10
                        • gnomesaiyan@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                          The ? is cat-related activities, like midnight zoomies and knocking things off of tables.

                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #25

                          I was thinking of summarizing all of those activities under "chaos"

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          2
                          • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                            Source https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/667940493944061952

                            O This user is from outside of this forum
                            O This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #26

                            Bullshit. It's painfully obvious that this was either written by a dog person or is using a tired stereotype to get clicks and make an easy joke.

                            I usually like Pizzacake.

                            B 1 Reply Last reply
                            14
                            • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                              Source https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/667940493944061952

                              lvxferre@mander.xyzL This user is from outside of this forum
                              lvxferre@mander.xyzL This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #27

                              My cats are more like:

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              15
                              • H [email protected]

                                Hey cats have a “Love” section just as big as the dog’s!

                                Well, almost as big. Relatively big. And it’s reserved for a very select audience. Who have made it through the multiple tests of loyalty and servitude.

                                Also, it is subject to repeal at random times for no reason, which is not appealable. Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.

                                D This user is from outside of this forum
                                D This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #28

                                Mine has a dedicated "occupy lap" section too, also for a select audience.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                2
                                • H [email protected]

                                  Hey cats have a “Love” section just as big as the dog’s!

                                  Well, almost as big. Relatively big. And it’s reserved for a very select audience. Who have made it through the multiple tests of loyalty and servitude.

                                  Also, it is subject to repeal at random times for no reason, which is not appealable. Of course, if you go out of town and come back, you forfeit all your progress and have to start over at level 1.

                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #29

                                  I like to refer to it as the Love/Murder segment.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  3
                                  • O [email protected]

                                    Bullshit. It's painfully obvious that this was either written by a dog person or is using a tired stereotype to get clicks and make an easy joke.

                                    I usually like Pizzacake.

                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    B This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #30

                                    I like her feet

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Probably because pizzacake attracts brigading on Lemmy for weird reasons that I don't understand?

                                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #31

                                      Because of her spicy feet pics

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • T [email protected]

                                        Given how incredibly protective my cat is of my toddlers, there is definable a love and loyalty section. He even lets my 1 year old use him as a monster truck ramp, for some reason.

                                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                                        T This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by [email protected]
                                        #32

                                        That cat is biding his time, waiting for the perfect moment to steal your kids breaths as they sleep

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                          Source https://pizzacakecomic.com/image/667940493944061952

                                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #33

                                          Dogs are more domesticated than cats, hence they care about more things that humans care about than cats. Cats, despite being only slightly less domesticated, still retain more of their sense of independence - though it sometimes feels like they are just kidding themselves - like they know deep down they aren't wildcats prowling a jungle, eating only what they kill, but they like to maintain that mental image.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          5
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups