Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
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Yeah a "straight to VHS and DVD" Bond Jr. xD
I'm pretty sure after Wednesday left the Beekeeper's shed, that Uncle Fester ate the hibernating bees
We are just bingewatching the first season before the second comes in, and when I saw the question, I knew the one true answer.
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Elon Musk
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Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
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Steven Segal
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We are just bingewatching the first season before the second comes in, and when I saw the question, I knew the one true answer.
Lol we just re-finished it
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My pick for the new James Bond
I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I'd boycott the film but I could see it working.
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Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn't have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I'd still watch the shit out of it.
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Mayim Bialik
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Vince vahn
I think he's a bad fit for Bond, but not THE worst. I'm thinking Owen Wilson or Ben Stiller.
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Kal El no
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Or revive it, I don't think I've seen a James Bond movie since one of the very first ones but I would 100% watch a Goldberg Bond movie because I don't see how they could play it other than leaning hard into how inherently silly it all is.
OR
Hear me out
100% serious Bond movie, but using only comedic actors
Whoopi Goldberg is Bond. We never acknowledge it's a woman playing the role, she literalky plays JAMES Bond, not Jane Bond or something. Q is Bill Burr. M is Chris Rock. Dave Chapelle is the villain, he kills Q and M, but just before Bond gets him, he makes the movie's only fourth wall breaking joke, about being cancelled because of what he did to the alphabet people.
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Timothee Chalamet.
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I can't decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it'd be hella entertaining.
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I can't decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it'd be hella entertaining.
I'd watch it
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Rob Schneider
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you mean Jeremy Renner. yeah he's so annoying
Right you are! My mistake. Thanks
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Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you're dead
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kevin hart would be entertaining.
i find jared leto hard to imagine in the role.
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Kevin Costner
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Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
wrote last edited by [email protected]“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos?
Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable.
He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.
Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”
