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    We'll just have to see what spots get opened up by lack of biodiversity to know for sure. There won't be new crabs and weasels if there aren't enough prey for them.

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      Crustaceans: Crab

      Mammals: Weasel Crab

      Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

      Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

      Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

      Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

      Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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        Fungus head out to seed another planet.

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          Evolution by Stephen Baxter (Wikipedia) was an interesting read.
          Note: Baxter can be dry at times but i always enjoy the worlds he creates.

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          I respect the hell out of Baxter, he's a hard sci-fi artist. However, he's so unrelentingly bleak I had to quit reading his stuff.

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            Even the gods fear the fungal network.

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              Everything in the system evolves into a cloud of dust and gas about 27 million years from now.

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              That's... that's very soon. What do you know‽

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                Anteaters are more likely than weasels

                https://www.science.org/content/article/things-keep-evolving-anteaters-odd-animals-arose-least-12-separate-times

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                Echo location ant eaters

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                  I respect the hell out of Baxter, he's a hard sci-fi artist. However, he's so unrelentingly bleak I had to quit reading his stuff.

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                  Can you share where you felt that way? Been a while since I've read him.

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                    What do you mean? Of course fish exist!

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On2V_L9jwS4

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C3lR3pczjo

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                    I knew exactly which videos those were before clicking on the links

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                      Can you share where you felt that way? Been a while since I've read him.

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                      The midpoint to the end of Evolution, humans basically devolve and ultimately go extinct.

                      It's been awhile since I've read anything by him as well.

                      I remember another book where artifically created people inside a dwarf star were dying due to solar harvesting, IIRC. I remember it being depressing but fascinating. Don't remember how it ends.

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                        Crustaceans: Crab

                        Mammals: Weasel Crab

                        Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                        Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                        Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                        Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                        Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                        you seem like an expert and I was actually wondering this yesterday while I was out on a walk cause I tend to think about silly things. So Theropods evolved into birds right? what about Sauropods or like Triceratops? or did they just go extinct

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                          Crustaceans: Crab

                          Mammals: Weasel Crab

                          Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                          Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                          Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                          Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                          Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                          Even grass evolves to tree - look at bamboo

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                            Crustaceans: Crab

                            Mammals: Weasel Crab

                            Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                            Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                            Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                            Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                            Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                            Plants? Crabgrass.

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                              Crustaceans: Crab

                              Mammals: Weasel Crab

                              Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                              Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                              Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                              Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                              Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                              I don't mind being a crab imagine not working. Just be crab.

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                                Everything becomes crab on long enough timeline, Daniel-san. Be the lobster! Shell on. Shell off. Sift the floor.

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                                  Crustaceans: Crab

                                  Mammals: Weasel Crab

                                  Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                                  Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                                  Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                                  Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                                  Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                                  One fungus will eventually manage to mind control the crabs, like some already do with ants.

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                                      Crustaceans: Crab

                                      Mammals: Weasel Crab

                                      Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                                      Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                                      Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                                      Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                                      Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                                      Mammals: Anteater

                                      Ants: Crab

                                      Mammals: Crabeater

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                                        Crustaceans: Crab

                                        Mammals: Weasel Crab

                                        Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                                        Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                                        Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                                        Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                                        Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                                        360° could be implying they are already that and that they'll go through some cycle from being modern dinosaurs into future dinosaurs, but remaining much the same at the start and end positions. Or they were one of the many that never did understand angles and degrees during geometry 🤷‍♂️

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                                          Crustaceans: Crab

                                          Mammals: Weasel Crab

                                          Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                                          Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                                          Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                                          Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                                          Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                                          Misusing 360° where you should use 180° is a running joke

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