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    Tangential, but I'm working with some code that started out in the punch card era (I'm doing particle physics, it's in fortran)

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    My condolences.

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      He got COBOLd.

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        I didn’t think COBOL had inheritance.

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        Hence the roundabout route I guess. Programmers really should stop using it. https://xkcd.com/583/

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            Impressive to work that long on something and not change the code at all. The mom('s team) was either very competent at writing configurable code or very good at pretending to work.

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              Impressive to work that long on something and not change the code at all. The mom('s team) was either very competent at writing configurable code or very good at pretending to work.

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              With such a codebase, once it is settled to a certain point, you stop adding things. You write new things, and carefully interface with the old stuff.

              Imagine a bank. Their software core is usually neolithic, i.e. written in COBOL or even worse, FORTRAN. You don't add the "online banking" or "web client" interface in the original language. You add them in something more contemporary, which interfaces to the neolithic core via files, pipes, libraries, whatever, and translate it into a frontend as needed. As long as the core works, nobody needs to touch it.

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                With such a codebase, once it is settled to a certain point, you stop adding things. You write new things, and carefully interface with the old stuff.

                Imagine a bank. Their software core is usually neolithic, i.e. written in COBOL or even worse, FORTRAN. You don't add the "online banking" or "web client" interface in the original language. You add them in something more contemporary, which interfaces to the neolithic core via files, pipes, libraries, whatever, and translate it into a frontend as needed. As long as the core works, nobody needs to touch it.

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                You don't add the "online banking" or "web client" interface in [FORTRAN]

                Don't kink shame.

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                • J [email protected]

                  I didn’t think COBOL had inheritance.

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                  Carlos!

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                    You don't add the "online banking" or "web client" interface in [FORTRAN]

                    Don't kink shame.

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                    My first network stack was written in assembly for a Motorola 68k. It was hot.

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                    • J [email protected]

                      You don't add the "online banking" or "web client" interface in [FORTRAN]

                      Don't kink shame.

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                      The extreme masochists begin to back slowly away in alarm.

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                      • D [email protected]

                        Tangential, but I'm working with some code that started out in the punch card era (I'm doing particle physics, it's in fortran)

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                        haha me too.
                        although it was ported to fortran 4, 77 and 2003 respectively.
                        still the logic remained in its core.

                        But i must admit. working on such organic grown is harder then doing yourself.
                        comments was devils work at that time.
                        variables shortened to 3 chars for memory sake.
                        really a pain in the ass.

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                          Had a friend who father was a FORTRAN programmer and teach him since he was a child. At 17, he was already working on a oil company making bank. He was obsessed with synthesizers and everytime you went to his house he showed you the new ones he bought. At 25 he "retired" with his own house and a fully equipped recording studio and nowadays it's a music producer doing some consulting to pay the bills.

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                            cobol's mom has got it going on

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                              I didn’t think COBOL had inheritance.

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                              For some reason, COBOL has had OOP features since 2002.

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                                I remember reading a fascinating article (or Reddit post, at the time when those were sometimes awesome) from this guy interviewing his mom, a COBOL programmer... Wondering if it's related...

                                Update: found it but it was deleted

                                Update: found it on the waybackmachine:
                                https://web.archive.org/web/20160719020302/https://medium.com/@Svenskunganka/interviewing-my-mother-a-mainframe-cobol-programmer-c693d40d88f7#.kiw240b6p

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                                  I’m sitting here looking at C files that have existed for well over a decade, and this thread makes me feel like I’m living in luxury and only one notch below vibe coding.

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                                    I remember reading a fascinating article (or Reddit post, at the time when those were sometimes awesome) from this guy interviewing his mom, a COBOL programmer... Wondering if it's related...

                                    Update: found it but it was deleted

                                    Update: found it on the waybackmachine:
                                    https://web.archive.org/web/20160719020302/https://medium.com/@Svenskunganka/interviewing-my-mother-a-mainframe-cobol-programmer-c693d40d88f7#.kiw240b6p

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                                    Great read, thanks for that!

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                                      I’m sitting here looking at C files that have existed for well over a decade, and this thread makes me feel like I’m living in luxury and only one notch below vibe coding.

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                                      I've worked with C code from the late 70s... that was cool.

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                                        COBOL is still on my to learn list.

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                                          I remember reading a fascinating article (or Reddit post, at the time when those were sometimes awesome) from this guy interviewing his mom, a COBOL programmer... Wondering if it's related...

                                          Update: found it but it was deleted

                                          Update: found it on the waybackmachine:
                                          https://web.archive.org/web/20160719020302/https://medium.com/@Svenskunganka/interviewing-my-mother-a-mainframe-cobol-programmer-c693d40d88f7#.kiw240b6p

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                                          The smaller banks however are better off which usually runs something like Java without mainframes.

                                          I'm not so sure about that...

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