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    The pedophile?

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    fits perfectly for the role

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      Liam Neeson

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        Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you're dead

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        I'd watch a "weekend at Bernie's" Bond flick starring the dessicated corpse of Marlon Brando. However bad it is, I've seen worse.

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          It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I'm ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.

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            The President as an actor?!

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            1000001825

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              gal gadot

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              Would she be a serious or silly bond?

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                It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I'm ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.

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                Would be an amazing movie

                Watching him seduce the love interest

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                  Will Ferrell.

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                  This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?

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                    Seth Rogan

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                      Michael Cena

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                        Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito

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                          Oh, now, wait a minute...!

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                            I'd watch it

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                            "So anyway I started blasting," said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.

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                              Sadly he's no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.

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                                Neil Breen.. remember, eyes on Breen

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                                  Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly

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                                    I'd watch the fuck out of that.

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                                      Have I met these henchmen before?

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                                        This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?

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                                        Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.

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                                          Would be an amazing movie

                                          Watching him seduce the love interest

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                                          I can just imagine him awkwardly leaning his head way in, with exaggerated kissy lips, and she gives him a brief peck. Then, they embrace. At one point, she says "ow!" And grabs her boob in surprise. He just says "sorry" as he looks to the camera and goes "can we... can we just cut that part?" He turns back to her, attempting another kiss, and she just pushes him away. She just hands him the diskette with the secret plans and asks him to leave. He asks if he can call her sometime, and if they could go out again. To which she just flatly replies with a curt "no" and shuts the door.

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