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I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed.

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    Tried it and I still peed my pants, I think I'm going back to bread clips.

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      I have a little collection of these sitting on top of my refrigerator. No one knows it's there. It's my little secret.

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      • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

        Like what? What are they useful for?

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        Only thing I know is to fix cheap flip flops where the plastic strap breaks through the foam sole.
        And its not a permanent solution.

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          I like these way more than the twisty ties.

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            I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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            Plus it makes the bread dizzy.

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              Stores used to have this thin red tape for produce bags and it was almost impossible to remove the tape so you just mangled the bag

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              God, I hate that tape so much. I still see it sometimes.

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                I spin the bag and then clip it shut because spinning it gives the bag an easy part to clip.

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                Is…is that not what everyone's doing‽

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                  Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.

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                    Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me 😆 we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty 😇

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                    Here, pre-sliced bread (sold on store shelves) comes in plastic bags, normal bread (sold in bakeries and in-store bakeries) comes in paper bags

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                    • callyral@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                      Never even seen a bread clip, I just use the twisty thing that comes with the bread.

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                      Lots of the bread in thé US has that clip instead of the little wire thing

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        I like these way more than the twisty ties.

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                        Me too, but there's a way to make the twists easier to use.

                        • Hold the open end of the bag and twist the loaf to make the twisted end
                        • Fold the wire in half around the twisted part of the bag
                        • Pinch the 2 ends of the wire with one hand and hold the open end of the bag with the other hand. The bread will hang below that like a Y.
                        • Swing the loaf of bread in a loop around your hands 2 or 3 times like you're making a ring with your arms and swinging the bread into it or out of it. That twists the wire around the bag.
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                          Bread sold in plastic bags is so strange for me 😆 we have them in paper bags, so that the crust stays crusty 😇

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                          When I was a kid, we used to keep the plastic bags from bread once we ate the loaf and in winter we’d line our boots with them. To keep our socks dry.

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                            Fuck the wire thing too

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                              When I was a kid, we used to keep the plastic bags from bread once we ate the loaf and in winter we’d line our boots with them. To keep our socks dry.

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                              🫢we just use waterproof shoes

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                                I can keep track of the clip for about 1/3 of the bread loaf... until the twist is long enough to tuck easily. Then, sometimes I'm even too put-upon to twist and I simply wrap and tuck.

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                                  I use these

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                                  This is just a binder clip with more steps

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                                    We've learned quite a bit about these Occlupanids thanks to the HORG:

                                    https://www.horg.com/horg/?page_id=2

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                                    Thank you for bringing me a small slice of the Old Internet, 1.0. I miss it, and its very specific websites, tremendously and frequently.

                                    Kids, check it out. This should have been your inheritance.

                                    Edit: spelling.

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                                      Fuck the wire thing too

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                                      The wire thing always works.

                                      Fuck the cardboard clip, you get one use out of that fucking thing.

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                                      • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                                        Yeah, but some of us don't want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.

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                                        are you describing a grocery store?

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                                          Yeah, but some of us don't want to go through a giant indoor hedge maze to get one.

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                                          Is that how you think of your "random small appliance" drawer? Aka. The junk drawer of the kitchen.

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