Pure Shame
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Just tell em you were doing blow
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So many people poop shy in this thread... It's fine, that's what bathrooms are for.
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Give a shit, don't take a shit
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I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
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"Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner."
I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don't work weekends. I've walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol
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Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
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As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
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Give a shit, don't take a shit
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
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I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.
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Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
No one thinks you did that
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Well yeah you went to the bathroom?
Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right?
It’s called the shitter for a reason -
Just tell em you were doing blow
While you took a shit?
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While you took a shit?
Doing it after, and off of, the shit.
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Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.
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- A. Shit
- B. Goon
- C. Blowjob
- D. Phone
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- A. Shit
- B. Goon
- C. Blowjob
- D. Phone
I’m either confused or worried about C
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Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
then where did the smell come from!?
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then where did the smell come from!?
Fartin' around. Duh.
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- A. Shit
- B. Goon
- C. Blowjob
- D. Phone
A-D + coke
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one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime