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    Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.

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    #15

    No lie — give me:

    Leave it to beaver,
    Sesame Street,
    Live action Dora,
    Signing Time,

    Not sure if it’s lust, but they have a special place in my awakening.

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      Reminds me of the guy that did a really popular ama on reddit because he was a cast member that played Goofy. The ama itself was really wholesome, but if you look at his profile he's extremely horny on main.

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        RO BOY, RAGGY

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          I kinda want to see some "golly, gee wiz, jeepers" porn now.

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            Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
            I've arrived all over ye 😩

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              Too much moxy in your garter, that's your trouble.

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              • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"

                One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.

                I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.

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                I am getting my P&c license, what's it like to work for Geico? Was thinking of working there.

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                  Goofy does porn

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                  • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                    I am getting my P&c license, what's it like to work for Geico? Was thinking of working there.

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                    They'll pay for your license and training! I worked in the auto department, and we were licensed in personal lines. Technically, we can sell home, boat, pet, etc... It's pretty decent. It's your standard call center environment. Good benefits, decent pay, okay leave, and hours are pretty flexible due to hours of operation. There's a strict word tree you follow and a series of resources. I worked at corporate, though. I never touched sales or claims. They paid more, but it seemed a lot more soul sucking, IMO. The most stressful thing was dealing with payments.

                    If you show a good history of customer service, they'll probably hire you and pay for your license.

                    I'm not sure which department would require that specific license. Casualty was wrapped up pretty well in personal lines, but that's for CA corporate. In customer service, we mostly helped people get insurance at car dealerships, helped people process payments, and answered questions. Sorry if this is the wrong state. That's a big thing as well. CA license carries over well for a lot of states.

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                    • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                      They'll pay for your license and training! I worked in the auto department, and we were licensed in personal lines. Technically, we can sell home, boat, pet, etc... It's pretty decent. It's your standard call center environment. Good benefits, decent pay, okay leave, and hours are pretty flexible due to hours of operation. There's a strict word tree you follow and a series of resources. I worked at corporate, though. I never touched sales or claims. They paid more, but it seemed a lot more soul sucking, IMO. The most stressful thing was dealing with payments.

                      If you show a good history of customer service, they'll probably hire you and pay for your license.

                      I'm not sure which department would require that specific license. Casualty was wrapped up pretty well in personal lines, but that's for CA corporate. In customer service, we mostly helped people get insurance at car dealerships, helped people process payments, and answered questions. Sorry if this is the wrong state. That's a big thing as well. CA license carries over well for a lot of states.

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                      Very wholesome use of Lemmy, have an up-thing-mark-vote.

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                        Goofy does porn

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                        I wanna hyuk you like an animal.

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                          Goofy does porn

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                          Pørn, there's a difference.

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                            It's pr0n

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                              I hate the wrong use of ø. I'm guessing it's the same for people using ņ in their language.

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                              it's 짤방 to protect from censorship. blame algo

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                              • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                I am getting my P&c license, what's it like to work for Geico? Was thinking of working there.

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                                you get paid to fuck people, what's not to like

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                                  you get paid to fuck people, what's not to like

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                                  They that bad? Can you give more details? I don't know anyone who gotten insurance through them

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                                    They'll pay for your license and training! I worked in the auto department, and we were licensed in personal lines. Technically, we can sell home, boat, pet, etc... It's pretty decent. It's your standard call center environment. Good benefits, decent pay, okay leave, and hours are pretty flexible due to hours of operation. There's a strict word tree you follow and a series of resources. I worked at corporate, though. I never touched sales or claims. They paid more, but it seemed a lot more soul sucking, IMO. The most stressful thing was dealing with payments.

                                    If you show a good history of customer service, they'll probably hire you and pay for your license.

                                    I'm not sure which department would require that specific license. Casualty was wrapped up pretty well in personal lines, but that's for CA corporate. In customer service, we mostly helped people get insurance at car dealerships, helped people process payments, and answered questions. Sorry if this is the wrong state. That's a big thing as well. CA license carries over well for a lot of states.

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                                    Oh well I'm not moving to California, was hoping they had work from home. Because I live Oklahoma and don't think they have a call center here. Or I would have already worked there. I do have 20 plus years in customer service.

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                                    • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                                      Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
                                      I've arrived all over ye 😩

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                                      This one. I like this one

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                                        Add that to the list of porn parody stuff I need to do after bottom surgery

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                                        • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                          They that bad? Can you give more details? I don't know anyone who gotten insurance through them

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                                          I'm just bitter because they dont give an option to cancel policy online, they force you to dial a robot and sit on hold if you wanna attempt to cancel with them. so i said fuck that and just removed payment method and let it lapse. but instead they just renewed my policy anyway without asking me, and when there was no payment option they just sent me to fuckin collections! for services never rendered!

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