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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • S [email protected]

    Cube rule is bullshit

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    This guy wants OP's challenge.

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    • N [email protected]

      Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.

      Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.

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      Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.

      And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.

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      • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

        I only need 2:

        JavaScript frameworks

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        I have to work with Angular so

        Anything but Angular

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        • M [email protected]

          I'm perfectly willing to accept pop tarts as ravioli, and both as dumplings, as long as we acknowledge that both are pies.

          However, if we're going to distinguish them, it probably has to come down to whether there's fat in the dough.

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          Dumplings are certainly not pies.

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          • H [email protected]

            Easy. First off:

            Pop-tarts are calzones.

            More fights:

            Greek salad is fruit salad

            Paris sucks

            Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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            So ok, Chick-fil-A sandwich is pretty good if you don't get the pickle and mayo.

            But everything else is eh, and the sauces are downright disgusting

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            • O [email protected]

              Man, I don't think I could be bothered to fight about any of those.

              I'd laugh at the pop tarts one (that's a good one), the rest, meh.

              I mean Paris is cool and all, but what a shit show with the insane traffic (like any large city). The food is fantastic though.

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              Best food I had in Paris was Belgian. Best bar was Irish. Art..sure, OK.

              France in general I really like. Loooove the south. Paris is overrated AF and riding high on reputation from 1870-1943.

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              • H [email protected]

                Easy. First off:

                Pop-tarts are calzones.

                More fights:

                Greek salad is fruit salad

                Paris sucks

                Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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                I have no idea about Paris due to not having any experience.

                The rest are accurate.

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                • theloweststone@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Pop-tarts are calzones.

                  This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

                  Greek salad is fruit salad

                  True.

                  Paris sucks

                  Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

                  Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

                  It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

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                  The chik fil a line moves fast, but isn't worth it.

                  They do have the best spicy chicken sandwich, but everything else is on par with other shitty fast food.

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                    Cube rule is bullshit

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                    Thatsthejoke.wad

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                    • N [email protected]

                      Just like chili is a stew (which is a very thick soup) and hot dogs (and tacos) are open faced sandwiches and so forth.

                      Pretty much all of these memes fall apart if you at all know how to cook. Which is probably why they are so lasting.

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                      The memes are intended to show the absurdity of trying to apply strict classificationss to something as varied as food.

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                        I raise with

                        https://saladtheory.github.io/

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                        Cube rule does it better.

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                        • stern@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Purple is a flavor

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                          Only for liquids.

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                            A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

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                            • H [email protected]

                              Easy. First off:

                              Pop-tarts are calzones.

                              More fights:

                              Greek salad is fruit salad

                              Paris sucks

                              Chick-fil-A isn't actually good

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                              Paris sucks

                              Anyone who's been to Paris will probably agree, especially Parisians

                              Greek salad is a fruit salad

                              Tbh a proper one is just a deconstructed sandwich

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                              • M [email protected]

                                That's grape.

                                Blue is a flavor, and it's yucky.

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                                NyQuil is blue flavored.

                                So are blue raspberry icees.

                                Icees taste like NyQuil.

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                                  So ok, Chick-fil-A sandwich is pretty good if you don't get the pickle and mayo.

                                  But everything else is eh, and the sauces are downright disgusting

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                                  It's top to bottom mediocre. I will die on this hill.

                                  Popeye's, Zaxby's, hell even Church's are better.

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                                    It's pronounced data.

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                                      Paris sucks

                                      Anyone who's been to Paris will probably agree, especially Parisians

                                      Greek salad is a fruit salad

                                      Tbh a proper one is just a deconstructed sandwich

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                                      To be fair, I love a Greek salad, and make myself one once a week when none else is looking.

                                      But...a sandwich? How so?

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                                        It's pronounced data.

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                                        No it's pronounced data

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.

                                          And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.

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                                          Why would that be so ludicrous? It is meat and cheese with a lubricating sauce on bread.

                                          That said, I would actually argue the distinction there isn't the form factor but the cooking method. For pizza/"pizza", you start with raw dough and add toppings to it and then cook. Rather than adding toppings to a cooked dough (i.e. bread). Although I want to say there is a style of pizza that actually cooks the dough first for some reason? I am inclined to blame Chicago just because they are usually the food criminals. Also I've never actually made one but I assume at least some of the chain store sausage rolls (?) the Brits like are also starting from toppings in raw dough but... let's just say Chicago learned their food atrocities from somebody...

                                          But, regardless: The point is that all of these are mostly just regional/cultural equivalents of the same meals. Tacos and sandwiches mostly fulfill the same role of being a way to eat leftovers without getting your hands too messy and were popular with "lower class" workers. Soups, chilis, and curries are mostly a way to get a bunch of ingredients into an easy to cook (and leave in the pot) format that can also be stretched pretty far with stuff like rice and bread. And so forth.

                                          And, again, once you actually start cooking you realize this and realize how easy it is to translate skills from one cuisine to another. Flavor profiles are very different but you rapidly realize you are doing mostly the same motions when you are making a Japanese or Indian curry or a British stew and so forth. And... you can then consider different cooking vessels and the like and how that might actually work better than the traditional style (just make sure you call it "fusion" so people don't get pissy).

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