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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    https://cuberule.com/

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    I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days

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      If a pop-tart is a ravioli, have you tried drowning it in tomato sauce and gratinee it with mozarella?

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        Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.

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        It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

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          Ravioli is a sandwich.

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            It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

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            Thats more than five words tho

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              OK, yeah, I'm doing northern mainland Greek salad: tomatoes, cukes, cheese, olives. And onions.

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              Legitimately recommend giving the Cretan version a go, it's the perfection of the dish IMO

              Though sadly unless you're actually having it somewhere in the Mediterranean, the tomatoes just don't hit the same

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                For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.

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                I quite like pineapple and feta. Nice sweet and salty combo.

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                  I have an in-law who's a vegan and explained it as "if I consume less there's a tiny bit less cruelty. A tiny bit less demand." I like that. It's not about purity. It's about trying.

                  I'm still not vegan. I suppose that doesn't say good things about me.

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                  I can see where your in-law's coming from, but to put a finer point on it:

                  Veganism is a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of animals, humans and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.

                  That's why vegans aren't interested in "cruelty free" animal products. It's not just the fact that there is still a lot of cruelty involved; we're opposed to animal exploitation regardless. Veganism naturally came out of the animal rights movement.

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                    Thats more than five words tho

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                    It is, but I felt you’d done the “5 words” bit nicely in the first place. Consider it more of “five words and a bit of a foot-note”

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                      I agree with Alex O’Connor. Yes, they’re right, but also, fuck that, I don’t care.

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                      It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't

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                        Hot dogs aren't open-faced sandwiches. The bun is split open; the sausage lies within, not atop a sole piece of bread.

                        And that's not even addressing the fact that "open-faced sandwich" is an oxymoron. By that logic, a slice of [proper NY] pizza is a sandwich as much as a taco, as they are folded and consumed in the same manner, which is clearly ludicrous.

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                        They're small sausage heroes or hoagies, which are types of sandwiches.

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                          Ravioli is a sandwich.

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                          no a sandwich is a variation of pop tart.

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                            It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't

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                            We all do. Some people just extend that that circle larger than others.

                            Carnivores/omnivores extend it to most humans.

                            Pescatarians to mammals with regard to food, but often not to other mild inconveniences like pest control.

                            Vegetarians to the rest of animals with the same caveat.

                            Jains to animals with fewer caveats, but not to bacteria, plants, or fungus.

                            And we’re distant cousins of all of these.

                            There are arguments to be made for each line, like sapience, sentience, consciousness, and pain response, but the line chosen is largely arbitrary.

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                              They're small sausage heroes or hoagies, which are types of sandwiches.

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                              Yes, hot dogs are indeed sausage sandwiches.

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                                Ravioli is a sandwich.

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                                It's an empanada.

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                                  We all do. Some people just extend that that circle larger than others.

                                  Carnivores/omnivores extend it to most humans.

                                  Pescatarians to mammals with regard to food, but often not to other mild inconveniences like pest control.

                                  Vegetarians to the rest of animals with the same caveat.

                                  Jains to animals with fewer caveats, but not to bacteria, plants, or fungus.

                                  And we’re distant cousins of all of these.

                                  There are arguments to be made for each line, like sapience, sentience, consciousness, and pain response, but the line chosen is largely arbitrary.

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                                  And vegans?

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                                    And vegans?

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                                    Somewhere between vegetarians and jains, depending on how much they respect the right to life of non-mammal animals (roaches, mosquitos, ants, etc) outside of food contexts. But veganism isn’t generally a distinction from vegetarianism with regard to right to life, just rights more broadly, so it’s on a somewhat different axis. Many seem only concerned with “cute” animals (i.e. mammals and a small subset of marine animals) outside of food contexts, but I’m sure there are some who wouldn’t bug-bomb their house. I doubt many sweep the ground in front of them to avoid stepping on bugs, like devout Jains. In fact, most vegans would consider that extreme, which betrays their bias towards the cute animals that deserve to live, since they’d absolutely go out of their way to not step on one of their preferred species.

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                                      Corn.

                                      Tomatoes.

                                      Fruit? Vegetable?

                                      No.

                                      Fruigetable.

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                                        If a pop-tart is a ravioli, have you tried drowning it in tomato sauce and gratinee it with mozarella?

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                                        if by tomato sauce you mean frosting or nutella or jam, and by mozzarella you mean chocolate shavings or bits of sweet fruit or powdered sugar....

                                        yes.

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                                          Ravioli is a sandwich.

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                                          Closer to a crustable

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