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CGNAT version 2

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  • T [email protected]

    Would you rather

    • Convert to IPv6?
    • Pay 10,000,000 per year?

    The choice is yours!

    eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
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    that's 5 cents per customer per year

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

      that's 5 cents per customer per year

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      My reading comprehension is weak. I thought each customer should pay them $ 10M a year.

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      • joelfromaus@aussie.zoneJ [email protected]

        Is that what spaghettification looks like?

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        My report script is spaghettification

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          oh and if any single one of those 200M customers gets caught pirating a single mp3, all 200M will go to jail forever

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            I would love a horror game set in a massive building with nothing but networking equipment. With the goal being to fix and patch old parts of the system finding more and more awful things that have happened to the previous employees.

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            • xylight@lemdro.idX [email protected]
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              I don't know who pulled that cabling, but they need to be hung with it.

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              • rem26_art@fedia.ioR [email protected]

                oh and if any single one of those 200M customers gets caught pirating a single mp3, all 200M will go to jail forever

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                A random one will. For each time somebody gets caught.

                Or, at least this seems to be how NAT works today.

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                • joelfromaus@aussie.zoneJ [email protected]

                  Is that what spaghettification looks like?

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                  As far as I know, yeah, there could easily be a black hole hiding there somewhere.

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                  • O [email protected]

                    I would love a horror game set in a massive building with nothing but networking equipment. With the goal being to fix and patch old parts of the system finding more and more awful things that have happened to the previous employees.

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                    So, Tunnet? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2286390/Tunnet/

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                    • obstreperouscanadian@lemmy.caO [email protected]

                      So, Tunnet? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2286390/Tunnet/

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                      Well damn. I might just be sold based on the trailer alone.

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                      • obstreperouscanadian@lemmy.caO [email protected]

                        So, Tunnet? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2286390/Tunnet/

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                        Wow, there really is a game for everything.

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                        • T [email protected]

                          My reading comprehension is weak. I thought each customer should pay them $ 10M a year.

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                          Still better than switching

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                          • O [email protected]

                            I would love a horror game set in a massive building with nothing but networking equipment. With the goal being to fix and patch old parts of the system finding more and more awful things that have happened to the previous employees.

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                            Not exactly what you’re looking for but this came across my radar recently https://store.steampowered.com/app/2939600/Tower_Networking_Inc/

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                              Literal spaghetti

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                              • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub0 [email protected]

                                I don't know who pulled that cabling, but they need to be hung with it.

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                                Looks AI to me

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                                  Is the news real? 😮

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                                  • O [email protected]

                                    I would love a horror game set in a massive building with nothing but networking equipment. With the goal being to fix and patch old parts of the system finding more and more awful things that have happened to the previous employees.

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                                    Portal 3?

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                                      Looks AI to me

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                                      Negative. That is a 3D print that I left unattended.

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                                        Every day I regret becoming a network engineer more and more

                                        You have a clusterfuck of a clusterfuck because corpocunts make more money from keeping everyone on shit old stacks

                                        The network engineer to communist/anarchist pipeline is real

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                                        • O [email protected]

                                          I would love a horror game set in a massive building with nothing but networking equipment. With the goal being to fix and patch old parts of the system finding more and more awful things that have happened to the previous employees.

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                                          Good news, they have these, and you even get paid to do it!

                                          Not nearly enough mind you.

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