Amusement
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume
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but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!
That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party
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ADHD brain can't handle a bath. It's too much relaxing and not enough doing.
You gotta try farting bubbles
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attach suction cups to one side
I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I'm a feeble old poot monster (because I'm a feeble young poot monster) and it's pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don't feel like falling over.
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“And up here is the squirt catcher”.
I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.
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Reading actual books (on paper!) in the bathtub is what I'll never get: How do you flip pages? Do you dry your hands for each page or do you just live with soggy pages? Also the humidity in general is bad for your books... That's why e-readers are so awesome.
You keep at least one hand out of the water. Maybe have a rag near the book for drying.
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I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.
So communal baths are right out?
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NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath
It's because the water is hot and comfortable and helps with pain, but it's boring as heck to sit there long enough to enjoy the pain relief. So you bring a book or a tablet and a snack. Or if you're extra bad at relaxing, a tablet for show, a phone for game, a sweet treat, a salty treat and a nice cool water to help with the heat
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I don't know that weed could ever bring about the same effects and consequences. iirc it was ketamine that Chandelier used
Ah, half-joking, sorry. I was thinking that I would most likely fall asleep in the water after my third blunt.
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They make boats out of the stuff, I'm sure it will be fine.
Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.
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I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.
Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.
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Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?
Most of mine happen because I am bored.
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Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.
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Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.
I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain't an option no more because of my bone density.
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I mostly stare into the abyss.
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wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.
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honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.
I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.
I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪
(this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)
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That's it we're forcefemming op and having a tea party
women
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I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I'm a feeble old poot monster (because I'm a feeble young poot monster) and it's pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don't feel like falling over.
I'm an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches
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Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.
it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again
