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    Shit I can’t breathe

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    Dumpster diving again there bud? .....baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

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      Really? Excuse my ignorance but I thought baker's yeast doesn't smell that bad?

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      Raw pizza dough smells nice

      (and tastes nice, although i've heard you have to be careful now with salmonella in the flour, even though it doesn't have eggs)

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

        What would happen?

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        Yeast is anaerobic, meaning that it doesn't need access to air to metabolize sugars into CO2. So it's not gonna stop expanding once down the drain. Add to that the very sticky dough surrounding it, and you basically have a recipe ideal for clogging a sewer drain.

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          So the early 90s movies were telling us the truth about ooze after all?

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            why not just make yeast expand for as long as possible? idk anything about cooking pizzas nor yeast

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              this is the yeast of my problems

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                if the dough is unusable then there's really not much choice about what to do with it. I suppose you could partially cook it before tossing it, but that's a high cost option with regards to time, energy usage, and oven space.

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                  If you're scrappy, you can just dumpster dive for your groceries.

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                  Nothing in the compactor is edible or salvageable.

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                  • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    I’m talking about the over ordering and generally crappy quality of products in the name of cutting costs

                    this will never happen in communism /s

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                    Actually what I'm advocating is small businesses and sustainable food consumption. Generally speaking the larger a company becomes, the worse the product is and the more environmental damage it does. I've worked at both chains and independent restaurants and the difference in food waste is truly shocking.

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                    • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                      apparently they had to switch puppeteers for that suit so many times due to heat stroke, since the surface was actual pizza being heated from within

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                      They ate themselves alive.

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                      • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                        Butterbean origin story.

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                        'Is Butterbean OK?' -Johnny Knoxville

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                          if the dough is unusable then there's really not much choice about what to do with it. I suppose you could partially cook it before tossing it, but that's a high cost option with regards to time, energy usage, and oven space.

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                          Add twice as much water, stir until liquid, toilet.

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                            Yeast is anaerobic, meaning that it doesn't need access to air to metabolize sugars into CO2. So it's not gonna stop expanding once down the drain. Add to that the very sticky dough surrounding it, and you basically have a recipe ideal for clogging a sewer drain.

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                            You can make dough liquid by adding water.

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                              Actually what I'm advocating is small businesses and sustainable food consumption. Generally speaking the larger a company becomes, the worse the product is and the more environmental damage it does. I've worked at both chains and independent restaurants and the difference in food waste is truly shocking.

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                              how are independent restaurants not part of capitalism?

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                                Yeast is anaerobic, meaning that it doesn't need access to air to metabolize sugars into CO2. So it's not gonna stop expanding once down the drain. Add to that the very sticky dough surrounding it, and you basically have a recipe ideal for clogging a sewer drain.

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                                Imagine if you shoved a tampon into the dough ball.

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                                  Add twice as much water, stir until liquid, toilet.

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                                  I'm imagining imagining world's worst fatberg and then doubling it after resting.

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                                    When I was a teen working at Little Caesar’s, we set up a giant elastic band in our back door, and would launch our expired dough balls at the Burger King drive-thru window across the street. Then they’d call us and yell. Fun times.

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                                      Careful not to such around long enough for the piggies to show up. Corporate considers it property theft, the ultimate crime.

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                                      Also, some companies still put inedible chemicals like bleach or ammonia on their food trash to make it completely useless "as a legal measure" because otherwise homeless people who eat expired food might sue (according to the bean counters).

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                                      • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                        When I was a teen working at Little Caesar’s, we set up a giant elastic band in our back door, and would launch our expired dough balls at the Burger King drive-thru window across the street. Then they’d call us and yell. Fun times.

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                                        LMAO.. I would have loved to see them flying through the air!!

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                                          Some slop themed slop.

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                                          I nominate you to rethink life choices

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