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      A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

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        A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

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        I'd be nice to it. Just in case.

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          Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.

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            A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

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            I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.

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              It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

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                Can't imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened

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                  It's a vape

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                    I'd be nice to it. Just in case.

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                    I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"

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                      That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

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                        Chicken cordon bl-eww.

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                          Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

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                            Open your mind Quaid

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                              Life... finds a way...

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                                It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

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                                Somehow this makes sense to me.

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                                  I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"

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                                  He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.

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                                    Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

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                                      An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.

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                                        Pickled xenomorph nutsack

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                                          That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

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                                          This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

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