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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgC [email protected]

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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      That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

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        An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.

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        This seems most likely

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          I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

          ::: spoiler spoiler
          It's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
          :::

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            Internet says it's a lash egg

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                hey, mine looks like that!
                don't judge until you've tasted it.

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                Hey! I didn't know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!

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                  I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

                  ::: spoiler spoiler
                  It's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
                  :::

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                  I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag

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                    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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                    Hell of a coincidence

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                      twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

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                        I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

                        ::: spoiler spoiler
                        It's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
                        :::

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                        That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.

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                        • thisseriesisfalse@lemmy.caT [email protected]

                          Sir, that is a kidney.

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                          Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.

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                            I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

                            ::: spoiler spoiler
                            It's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
                            :::

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                            I'm beginning to think this might not have been in OP's refrigerator, at all.

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                              What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?

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                                Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

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                                  Eat it you fucking coward!

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                                    I'm beginning to think this might not have been in OP's refrigerator, at all.

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                                    Maybe the infection wasn't terrestrial

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                                      I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

                                      ::: spoiler spoiler
                                      It's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
                                      :::

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                                      wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn't ready for this. And ofcourse people asked "can you eat lash egg"

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                                        If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse

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                                          A bezoar! Try eating it, it's like uh, magic mushrooms

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