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  • meatpilot@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    Is that a baby monkey she's blasting?

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    They're macaques so chances are that's an adult.

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      It's terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.

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      • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orgI [email protected]

        I wonder if a squirt bottle would still work/be better? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol

        Edit: I'm sure it would be cheaper, so my real question is if the monkeys would respond well enough to water lol

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        Monkeys are pretty smart, obviously not people smart but they're a whole tier above cats and dogs. I doubt a water gun would work at a deterrent once they realize it's only water.

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          Their kids probably aren't shooting the country up on the regular either

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          I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one but the optics of this comment are pretty bad. It can read like an apology for shooting children, which isn't a great hill to die on.

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            They're macaques so chances are that's an adult.

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            They have FANGS

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              They have FANGS

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              Adult FANGS.

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                I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one but the optics of this comment are pretty bad. It can read like an apology for shooting children, which isn't a great hill to die on.

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                Ope, my thoughts were that another part of why we have those orange tips is for bystanders to not run from a kid pointing a toy at them.

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                  They're macaques so chances are that's an adult.

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                  Macaques are everywhere where I'm from. That's a juvenile. Adults are much bigger especially the males.

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                    Macaques are everywhere where I'm from. That's a juvenile. Adults are much bigger especially the males.

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                    I don't think she's aiming at the little one in the foreground, I think she's staying ready for the older looking adolescent lurking behind the lamp post

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                    • fizz@lemmy.nzF [email protected]

                      The Thai's that run the banana stall outside the forests are world class with their slingshots. Everyday for them is war.

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                      I wonder if they're hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job

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                        Adult FANGS.

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                        Only FANGS.

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                          I wonder if they're hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job

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                          Slinging back "as per my last email".

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                          • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orgI [email protected]

                            I wonder if a squirt bottle would still work/be better? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol

                            Edit: I'm sure it would be cheaper, so my real question is if the monkeys would respond well enough to water lol

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                            how many monkeys can you fend off with a squirt-bottle?

                            I'd expect that after two or three you have to refill it.

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                              how many monkeys can you fend off with a squirt-bottle?

                              I'd expect that after two or three you have to refill it.

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                              Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?

                              I'm not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.

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                                Slinging back "as per my last email".

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                                That ancient sling bullet that says "catch!" energy

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                                  It's terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.

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                                  Yeah, stupid magdump macaques

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                                    I'm convinced Isshin learned the way of the Glock to defend from monkeys

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                                      based thailand has toy guns that actually look like guns. None of that rainbow vomit laser blaster nonsense.

                                      EDIT lmao at the 7 downvotes. Seethe more.

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                                      ...we did stateside, too, before shoot-first-qualified-immunity paranoia ran rampant through law enforcement culture...

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                                        Obviously, you don't have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.

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                                        It's a gang shoot out! blasts both children

                                        Thank you law enforcement

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                                          Monkey from Ape Escape holding an Uzi

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