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  • A [email protected]

    Could someone point me in the right direction to get started on projects like this? Specifically I have an old Emerson CRT that the volume/power knob is missing on and it's impossible to find an OEM replacement. I've been dreaming about getting into 3D printing to print my own, but I don't know where to even begin considering I would need the exact dimensions of the D shaft and then to model something. Appreciate any help, thank you in advance ❤

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    Honestly, if you only have that one specific application in mind, might be more cost/time-effective for you to pay someone else to 3D print/ship the part for you, instead of getting into all that yourself just for the one use case.

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      I'd like to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the people that ended up buying the WD-40s I stole the straw off of.

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      Man, i mean while we're fessing up to these things...

      If you bought a PC gamer magazine from Barnes and noble back in like 2004 and the demo disc was missing, I'm so sorry.

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      • merari42@lemmy.worldM [email protected]
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        theres was a weird scratch on the shower box when i bought it from obi. turns out somebody stole the drain cover cause their box had none...so i went back and stole a new cover from a new box. this is probably a domino effect.

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          Deluge of personal stories:

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          • S [email protected]

            I'd like to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the people that ended up buying the WD-40s I stole the straw off of.

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            #73

            Oh, are we confessing to minor thefts? Let's see, what's beyond 7 years old...

            A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

            $12 in expired powerbars

            About $200 in assorted mediocre liquor from some wedding

            4 posters from bus stops for the Scooby-Doo movie

            A 1999 Ford Explorer

            7 Playboys and a bag of old coins

            97 million kisses from my missus

            (Edit: the largest thefts are the kisses)

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              Oh, are we confessing to minor thefts? Let's see, what's beyond 7 years old...

              A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

              $12 in expired powerbars

              About $200 in assorted mediocre liquor from some wedding

              4 posters from bus stops for the Scooby-Doo movie

              A 1999 Ford Explorer

              7 Playboys and a bag of old coins

              97 million kisses from my missus

              (Edit: the largest thefts are the kisses)

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              I'm telling the missus that you think her kisses are only minor theft worthy!

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              • S [email protected]

                I'd like to take this opportunity to say sorry to all the people that ended up buying the WD-40s I stole the straw off of.

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                I once ate the baby carrots from the grocery store, right off the display. I am not sorry about it.

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                  While I don't do it myself, I don't consider stealing from big name stores theft and am, actually, completely morally fine with it. Will not report somebody stealing even if I see them.

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                  • G [email protected]

                    Man, i mean while we're fessing up to these things...

                    If you bought a PC gamer magazine from Barnes and noble back in like 2004 and the demo disc was missing, I'm so sorry.

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                      if everyone is confessing:
                      Back in my first year in Uni, I and buddy stole a cpu and monitor from storage, not from computer lab, just from storage which was scheduled to get replaced. It was a HP business desktop set from 2009. Fairly spec'd

                      Buddy wanted a second monitor and I wanted to host some fun sfw websites on lan. Some years later, it now works as my home server with some cheap upgrades.

                      Oh I also nicked stuff from e-waste dumps: psu's, routers, switchs, electronic trinkets from the labs(I asked lab attendants and they said they don't care)

                      My uni didn't allow us to use the labs in our free time, and I learned a lot!

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                        Oh, are we confessing to minor thefts? Let's see, what's beyond 7 years old...

                        A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

                        $12 in expired powerbars

                        About $200 in assorted mediocre liquor from some wedding

                        4 posters from bus stops for the Scooby-Doo movie

                        A 1999 Ford Explorer

                        7 Playboys and a bag of old coins

                        97 million kisses from my missus

                        (Edit: the largest thefts are the kisses)

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                        A Hogwarts robe clip from a Halloween costume

                        Shame on you

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                        • bananaisaberry@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                          I once ate the baby carrots from the grocery store, right off the display. I am not sorry about it.

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                          I don't think there's anything in that story to be sorry about.

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                            I like this because then the display is broken in the same way it will actually break when someone buys it. It's like warning others of the issue. It's really a public service when you think about it lol

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                            • B [email protected]

                              if everyone is confessing:
                              Back in my first year in Uni, I and buddy stole a cpu and monitor from storage, not from computer lab, just from storage which was scheduled to get replaced. It was a HP business desktop set from 2009. Fairly spec'd

                              Buddy wanted a second monitor and I wanted to host some fun sfw websites on lan. Some years later, it now works as my home server with some cheap upgrades.

                              Oh I also nicked stuff from e-waste dumps: psu's, routers, switchs, electronic trinkets from the labs(I asked lab attendants and they said they don't care)

                              My uni didn't allow us to use the labs in our free time, and I learned a lot!

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                              Taking from e-waste dump isn’t a crime it’s quite the opposite. If you can make use of it instead of it poisoning the ground, kudos!

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                              • I [email protected]

                                this.

                                bought a ratchet belt from a large box store. comfortable. but it needs 2 tiny screws what will eventually fall off making it garbage.

                                so whenever that happens, I go to that store with a precision screwdriver in my pocket, and take a screw from a new belt. given that it's too late to get it exchanged.

                                did that a couple of times until I realised a drop of cyanoacrylate will stop them from falling off.

                                ain't going to buy the whole product because they didn't test their products and left it to me to fix them

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                                It’s like that with sooooo much stuff these days! Quality assurance became a thing of the past as of the late first decade in 2000. They just don’t care. Make shit to die in a week or a month but again. Rinse repeat. If you have the skills to make parts with a 3D printer that’s an awesome solution.

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                                • O [email protected]

                                  The first time I took on modelling a replacement part, I took as many measurements with a caliper as I could, fired up Fusion 360 and just went for it with no prior experience. It is actually really intuitive and all you need to do is visualize how simple shapes like circles and squares can be used to construct the object. Basically, don't be scared of starting out and try to break down the object into simple and approachable parts.

                                  My first object was a kind of transmission cog, so a very cylindrical object, much like yours. All you really should need is the diameters of different "circles" comprising the model and the cylinder heights.

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                                  There are lots of things I would like to fabricate I just suck at 3D software. Fusion 360 easy?

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                                    I'm telling the missus that you think her kisses are only minor theft worthy!

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                                    At scale, it's a felony, I promise!

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                                      Both are appropriate responses to the bullshit that is oven knobs.

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        Could someone point me in the right direction to get started on projects like this? Specifically I have an old Emerson CRT that the volume/power knob is missing on and it's impossible to find an OEM replacement. I've been dreaming about getting into 3D printing to print my own, but I don't know where to even begin considering I would need the exact dimensions of the D shaft and then to model something. Appreciate any help, thank you in advance ❤

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                                        Get yourself some cheap calipers, radius measure, etc from Amazon. You don't need to spend a million dollars for some basic instruments. This will help you measure things you find in the real world.

                                        For CAD, if you want a really easy on-ramp, try using "Tinkercad". They have a free option for users and there are lots of people who have made really usable replacement parts for things. If you end up really liking it, there are more powerful and complex CAD programs out there, but this will get you a friendly start without spending a lot of money.

                                        If you have problems on the printer end, you can export your Tinkercad projects and send them to "Shapeways" (or other vendors) who will take your CAD file and return a 3D print in the mail. You can also buy your own 3D printer if you wish.

                                        That should get you started, and if you pull all 3 of these threads, you will be able to start reproducing things around your house. Have fun!

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          While I don't do it myself, I don't consider stealing from big name stores theft and am, actually, completely morally fine with it. Will not report somebody stealing even if I see them.

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                                          The day big corporations stop stealing from the workers is the day I care about stealing from them. That day will not come.

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