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  • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

    I'm so sorry that happened to you

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    That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

    It helped me get a real live wife.

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      That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

      It helped me get a real live wife.

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      No, that you're a 38 year old man

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        Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

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          Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

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            First time I see people choosing Lydia. For most, it is Serana all the time

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            I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.

            I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.

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              I think it's just because the VA made the " I am sworn to carry your burdens" sound sarcastic.

              I guess she's also disappointed easily, too, but I would honestly rather have the disappointed and sarcastic Lydia over some, like, bright and chipper version.

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              I'd say my personal issue with Lydia is that she doesn't seem to have much in terms of personality separate from her role as a housecarl.

              But then, I never romanced her, so maybe I missed something.

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                That I grew up not obsessed with anime? Nah it’s been fine.

                It helped me get a real live wife.

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                Is your wife not your waifu? Does your wife know you arnt actually married?

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                  I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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                  So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

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                    A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

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                    ohhhhh jessica rabbit

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                    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                      Am apagender, so sure.

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                      Dongs, 2025 (pp.69-269)

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                        I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

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                        I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

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                          Like, I have no idea who my waifu would even be. I've never thought of one before. Like, I guess I could go with Lydia from Skyrim? Sure, why not? 50/50 chance. Hopefully I'll get the Bijin Warmaiden's mod with cbbe if it happens.

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                          If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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                            Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here

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                              No I would not

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                                Either way I'm getting fucked hard

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                                  OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game.
                                  The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?

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                                    I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

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                                      If you become Lydia, would you also become an essential NPC and thus impossible to kill?

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                                      Maybe, but not willing to test it.

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                                      • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                                        No, that you're a 38 year old man

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                                        As a 40 year old man, this was very funny

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                                          Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

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