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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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  • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

    Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative

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    oh yeah, the early html5 video days

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      maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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      It needs to work

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        maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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        Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That's just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.

        TikTok doesn't even let you scrub, at all.

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          maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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          • no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
          • buffering is efficient and quick
          • subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
          • can change volume and resolution
          • can be judged by community with a non-karma system
          • little to no algorithm or AI slop
          • can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
          • peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
          • privacy friendly
          • can download, usable offline
          • none of that copyright bullshit

          In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.

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            maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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            Sure, maybe in the same way that the Ford Model T-500 is a solution to the problem of automobiles.

            Pornhub is a car from the 201Xs. And most other media players are varyingly from 1960 and 2025, i.e. out-of-date and over-engineered.

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              At first I read that as FFMPreg...

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                If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

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                  maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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                  Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the "waveform" thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.

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                    Changing licence is harder then you would think.

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                    Yup. Just imagine them changing it the other way on a whim.

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                      I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

                      The Internet was made for it ig.

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                      That's p*rnhub

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                      • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                        is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse

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                        Relevant xkcd

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                          If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

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                          Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

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                            Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

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                            Fuckin A right

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                              Why don't they change the licence of FFMpeg to GPL so that everything uses it is open source? It'd be a win-win.

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                              Then all these companies just wouldn't use it and would use something worse instead. Everything will be inferior and ffmpeg becomes less prominent and loses out on contributors and donations. It's a lose-lose.

                              Reality is complicated, GPL is awesome for a lot of things but in some cases it can hinder adoption.

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                                If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

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                                The people doing this will be the first to go in the purge

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                                  At first I read that as FFMPreg...

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                                  Rule 34 for FLOSS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                                    Final Fantasy Mpreg

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                                      PORNHUB

                                      It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions.
                                      There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

                                      I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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                                        Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That's just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.

                                        TikTok doesn't even let you scrub, at all.

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                                        I'm a seeker. When I'm on mobile and I double tap and instead of going back a few seconds it pauses and unpauses, or changes from full screen or something, or worst of all "likes" the video, I have literally left websites before and been like "I'll find this somewhere else". I cannot stand having to wing it with a tiny scrub bar under my thumb.

                                        A button that skips back is fine, but often this comes without a skip forward which is sometimes annoying.

                                        When my phone is in portrait for browsing, and then I hit full-screen on a landscape video, I expect it to rotate for me, rather than showing the video the same size it already was but with huge black bars above and below. Some sites do it, it's not technically impossible, figure it out.

                                        And then never use TikTok 😛

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                                          Giant "You are leaving the straight section to enter the peg section. Are you sure?" pop up.

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