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    I suppose you might also leave trash at your seat in a movie theater or restaurant. After all, cleaning up is someone else's job and you don't even work there. Plus, you can pat yourself on the back for contributing to that person's job security with your added burden like some of the people here.

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      Am I afraid to face down a cashier? No.

      Is it REALLY that bad? No.

      Can I make awkward small talk with a stranger? Yes.

      Do I want to make awkward small talk with a stranger? No.

      Am I relieved that I’m not forced to interact with a stranger and can continue to have to my own inner thoughts and not have to spend time rehearsing in my head what to say if they ask me how I am because I feel weirdly compelled to answer it honestly instead of simply saying “fine” like most do? Absolutely.

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      Do you actually talk do the cashier? I usually just say „hello”, „thank you”, and „goodbye”, that’s it.

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      • kalcifer@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]

        […] Me: "I don't work here"

        This gives me big "ok boomer" vibes. Instead of this, imo, snarky response, could you not simply politely say that you prefer a human cashier?

        Remember the human.

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        I AM the human cashier when I do self-checkout. People don't care WHO or what does it, they themselves just don't want to.

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        • logicaldrivel@sopuli.xyzL [email protected]

          Curbside seems great until some kid making poverty wages is picking out your produce and grabs whatever. Cant find red onions? Eh, red potatoes are close enough. Wanted bananas that would last a week? Heres a bunch that are almost to black for even banana bread.
          It is a godsend for those with mobility issues though. A friend uses it because of that and its been a big help for her. (Though she does like to complain about the produce choices)

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          In my supermarket you can go through stuff they picked for you and reject anything you don’t like.

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            I have witnessed far to many people with full carts que into the self check out, and than they get frustrated when every other thing they scan throws a flag.

            Bitch, SCO is for 10 items or less!

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            • evkob@lemmy.caE [email protected]

              tucking specialist

              Is this a type of drag queen? I agree you probably wouldn't need one to pump gas.

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              Tucking the nozzle into my carussy

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                Self check out is faster especially since I can scan the items when I’m picking them off the shelves. The faster I can be outside and spend less time in those kind of commercial spaces the better. And no I don’t have agoraphobia. I just fucking hate the vibes of most stores.

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                But we love it when you visit... (Camera cranes in for an unrequited hug.)

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                  The self checkout person always thinks I'm cute and gives me good deals

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                  Hate to break this to you, but you are on the QTEE list and everyone is looking at your picture while they get coffee in the morning in the break room.

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                    Genx here

                    Ok boomer

                    Some of us prefer non-human interaction

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                    Just do like me and replay a Homestarrunner cartoon while waiting in line. Then reference it like the 18 year old at check out knows what the crap you are talking about.

                    'I'm sorry, Mergetrude, can you halp an old master gather his particles....?'

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                      But where are the mirrors?

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                        I have witnessed far to many people with full carts que into the self check out, and than they get frustrated when every other thing they scan throws a flag.

                        Bitch, SCO is for 10 items or less!

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                        Here in NZ, the self checkout is the preferred option for any amount of shopping. It's so much quicker and you don't have to engage in pointless small talk. I just got home from doing some grocery shopping and they had about 10 self checkouts and maybe 2 or 3 human ones that nobody was using.

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                          I suppose you might also leave trash at your seat in a movie theater or restaurant. After all, cleaning up is someone else's job and you don't even work there. Plus, you can pat yourself on the back for contributing to that person's job security with your added burden like some of the people here.

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                          Bro, are you really getting this fucking serious for a meme, chill the fuck out

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                            Here in NZ, the self checkout is the preferred option for any amount of shopping. It's so much quicker and you don't have to engage in pointless small talk. I just got home from doing some grocery shopping and they had about 10 self checkouts and maybe 2 or 3 human ones that nobody was using.

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                            With a cashier, I can start packing while they scan, which is way faster

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                              Here in NZ, the self checkout is the preferred option for any amount of shopping. It's so much quicker and you don't have to engage in pointless small talk. I just got home from doing some grocery shopping and they had about 10 self checkouts and maybe 2 or 3 human ones that nobody was using.

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                              I don't enter a store without coming out with beer, an item that needs to be age verified by a cashier. I always have to stand around waiting for one of them to leave the cash register and come over and clear it.

                              Pisses me off.

                              Give me my god damned beer so nobody gets hurt.

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                                You say it's not a thing anywhere else, but you also say it's easy to feel that way anywhere. Those two statements aren't congruent

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                                Yes the first one came out wrong. The "this" which I claim is not as much of a thing outside Germany is the insane pressure to pack your bag extremely quickly, not the feeling of anxiety.

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                                • anarchy79@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                  I don't enter a store without coming out with beer, an item that needs to be age verified by a cashier. I always have to stand around waiting for one of them to leave the cash register and come over and clear it.

                                  Pisses me off.

                                  Give me my god damned beer so nobody gets hurt.

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                                  Yo, recommend me a beer! I don't like hazy stuff but everything else is on the menu.

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                                  • kalcifer@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]

                                    […] Me: "I don't work here"

                                    This gives me big "ok boomer" vibes. Instead of this, imo, snarky response, could you not simply politely say that you prefer a human cashier?

                                    Remember the human.

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                                    The point is that we are being asked as paying customers to perform work which previously employed people to do it for us, strictly out of a profit motive for the store.

                                    They are destroying jobs by shifting the workload onto the customer, so that some chain cunt can marginally increase their already immense wealth while fucking over the workers and the customers.

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                                      I disagree. These companies aren't total morons. I'm sure they've studied this thing exhaustively and calculated a slighter higher shrink and machine maintenance was cheaper than paying cashiers. Keep in mind, at the low end of the pay scale, the employer's total cost is nearly double the wage paid.

                                      Some places may call the cops, but I'd bet that's a rare event. Look at it from the cop's point of view, they're going to get sick of that petty shit in a hurry, start slowing their roll when the store calls. Want an annoyed police force when your store has an actual emergency?

                                      Most places in America, the big chains anyway, seem to have policies like I was trained with at Lowe's. No cops unless it's an emergency or they stole something huge like a $4,000 mower, and even then, call after they've left and give the cops the license plate pic. Never accuse a customer, not even an implication. Never block a thief from exiting or back them into a corner. They gave us some pretty slick tips on approaching someone we suspected, mainly consisting of chatting to make 'em nervous.

                                      Always keep in mind when you see some crazy shit like the article you read, that makes news precisely because it's crazy shit.

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                                      I was tired and hung over once and got checked at self-checkout, apparently forgot to scan two items. Probably looked incredibly suspicious.

                                      Told the girl I simply forgot, she said 'ok', added the items, and let me leave. Never had issues since, didn't get checked more regularly after that or anything.

                                      So, yeah, they almost certainly just take into account people (deliberately) forgetting.

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                                        Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip.

                                        "You know what I hate about these corporate chains? You go in there you're paying for a business, they make you like do half the job now. I don't get it. Like I walk in there,

                                        - Hey, lemme get a turkey sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, on rye, with mayonnaise.

                                        The guy behind the counter's like,

                                        - All right, turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato, on rye.

                                        - And mayonnaise.

                                        - Oh, the mayonnaise is, uuh, right over there.

                                        - Really? Why don't you, UUH, fucking GO OVER THERE and, UUH, put it on my sandwich?"

                                        (Yeah I just wrote that out. Why? Fuck you I don't have to explain myself to you.)

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                                          With a cashier, I can start packing while they scan, which is way faster

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                                          Yes but you often have to wait to get to the cashier

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